orioncayge
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Bandana Guy
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Post by orioncayge on Jun 6, 2022 12:42:00 GMT 9
"Ay Rion, how the dishes goin?"
Orion looked up from the greasy, soapy suds before him up to his cousin who had a lit cigarette dangling limply from his lips. "Almost done Cuz. Anything else you need before I make like a chip and fuck off?"
"Nah, should be good. Thanks for comin in and helpin, Vinnie's in the hospital with the skitz, needed someone for dishes." Eddie rolled his eyes. "Knew the boy had a screw loose but pops insisted we hire him cause he knew Donnie. You remember donnie, right?"
"Donnie Dolton, the dude who couldn't cook a Za to save his life?"
"No, Donnie Dambino, the mook with the lazy eye."
"I can't say I do."
"He had a lisp?"
"Lisp..." He paused furrowing his brow. "Wait, you mean the great Dambino? Slicked his hair back and always smelled like mozz?"
"Yeah, that's the one."
"He had a limp not a lisp."
"Shit, you're right."
Orion pulled the plug to the large metal basin of the dish sink, cracking his neck as he straightened his tall frame, stretching.
"Anyways, it's nothin, I only had one thing planned today and honestly it wasn't worth ditchin fam for."
"The pokeyman game?"
"Yeah. New patch drops, gotta hit the trail, apparently it's cowboy themed."
Eddie chuckled a bit, the cherry of his smoke glowing brighter as he took a deep draw. "Unfucking believable, grown ass man playin pokemon."
"A grown ass man who could knock your grown ass lights out. Don't knock it till you try it fuckboy." Orion replied using the sprayer to blast suds from his hands and arms with impunity. "Shits lit, the lil fuckers talk and my homies are future champs in the making. Plus," He turned to look his cousin in the eye. "I have the sickest fucking bandanna dude." Eddie ashed his cigarette in a nearby tray and sighed, a cloud of smoke billowing from his mouth.
"Whatever you say, whaddo I owe ya for you time cuz? Thirty bucks sound good?"
"Eh fuck it, it was just a few hours of dishes. Send over a Za, some pop, and..." he pauses. "Onnadose ceaser salads in a couple hours. Can't remember the last time I ate something green."
"Fuckin deal Rion." Eddie gave his cousin a slap on the shoulder, and with a practiced flourish removed his pack of smokes from his breast pocket. "Cig for the road?"
"Hell yeah man."
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Orion loaded into UNOVR with great haste once he'd arrived home, skipping a change of clothes and shower to shave as much time as he could to get in. There was no telling if there'd be a log in queue, or if he dawdled too long all the adventure would be snapped up. There were pokeymans to catch, homies to make, and adventures to be had. As he loaded in, the transition was slightly jarring. Orion, ever the veteran to log in shifts, was thrown off guard as he found himself instantly moving. His eyes adjusted as a litany of tool tips popped up in the corner of his vision.
It would appear he was already on the trail.
His eyes danced around the cabin of the carriage, it was dimly lit by a flickering lantern, the door was to his left with a curtain drawn tight across the window. In front of him, a shimmering model had appeared, announcing his partner in exploration would be loading in any moment. He tossed the curtain aside and stole a glance outside, wide open space, blue skies, and mountains of...metal?
Oh my.
He quickly checked himself out as well, he needed to make a good first impression on whatever stranger he was about to meet, though he felt like he'd perhaps gone a lil far. Using the cosmetic station he'd Yeed himself to haw and back, black cowboy boots, denim jeans, a checkered red black long sleeve shirt, black leather vest, his trademark yellow bandanna draped across his face and a FANCY black ten gallon cowboy hat gifted to him courtesy of the foxy professor. He was ready and in character for whatever was to come, a grin obscured behind his mask. It'd been a while since he was so giddy for something.
This was going to be one hell of an adventure.
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Big Bee
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Bandana Guy
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Post by Big Bee on Jun 6, 2022 14:04:26 GMT 9
Big Bee appeared in the carriage just as it went over a bump. He landed with a jolt, and his white cowboy hat tipped down over his face. "Bit of a bumpy start!" he said, as he pushed his hat back up. As he did he was greeted with a familiar face: the one and only Orion Cayge. "Well howdy there man! How's it going?" He asked, already grinning wildly.
He wore his blue and orange bandana around his neck, cowboy style. Aside from that he was just dressed as normal, unlike his pardner who seemed to have bought the deluxe edition. Big Bee wasn't used to feeling underdressed. "You got spurs on too?" he asked, laughing.
Sunlight shone bright and hard through the window, and a fresh breeze blew through the cabin, filling it with the scents of dust, steel, and far-off rain. He poked his head out the window, and saw a pair of black Ponyta pulling the equally black carriage.
His minimap blinked, and his UI displayed a quest prompt. Apparently they were heading to the new settlement. He gazed out the window at the rolling plains and immense metal spires. Off in the distance he saw something moving across the steppe. Needless to say some new species of Pokemon. "What a tease," he said, "they spawn us in here and make us ride all the way into town? Do you think they'd stop to let us catch a Pokemon if we asked?"
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orioncayge
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Post by orioncayge on Jun 6, 2022 14:26:27 GMT 9
"Oh fuck yeah." Orion leaned forward and clapped Bee on the shoulder. "Long time no see Pardner, looks like you and I are off to explore the wild fuckin west together my man."
Bee's arrival pushed Orion's excitement over the boiling point, his fellow bandannadito Big Bee was his partner? Yee fucking Haw. As Bee poked his head out the window, Orion slid to the opposite end where another door and window combination let him peer towards the other side. "I mean, I don't see why they would spawn us all the way out here unless they wanted us to stop and smell the-"
CRACK
"SHIT." Orion yelped as suddenly the carriage lurched to the left, throwing him against the door, which popped open dumping the wannabee cowboy out into the dirt knocking the wind clear from his lungs. Wheezing, he managed to roll to his feet, dusting himself off the best he could (though his boots were now decently caked in what he hoped was mud). Turning back to the now stationary carriage, he peered inside as he forced himself to take some deep breaths. "You alright...in there pardner?"
The twin gothic ponyta were going apeshit, rearing their front legs into the air with a mournful cry, and whoever was driving the carriage was nowhere to be seen. It appeared that one of the wheels had snapped off, skittering down the road and landing in a ditch, leaving their would be ride seemingly ground to a halt. Setting his hands on his hips, the young fighter furrowed his brow and let out a deep HRRRRM.
"I think..." he drawled. "That answers our question though, looks like the quest wants us to hoof it the rest of the way..."
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Big Bee
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Bandana Guy
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Post by Big Bee on Jun 6, 2022 14:40:08 GMT 9
"Ha!" Big Bee laughed, climbing out the window of the upturned carriage. "Hoof it. I get it. Nice."
The Ponyta hauled against their slackened reins, and Big Bee sauntered over, trying to match Orion's laid-back attitude. He didn't have any carrots on him, so hopefully it would be enough to calm them down enough to ride. "Hey horsie," he said, shooting one of the horses with his finger guns. "Why the long face?"
Amazingly, that didn't work, and the Ponyta kept on neighing and stamping.
"Hmmm. Okay. New tactic." He approached the horses, one hand out so they could get used to his scent. He'd seen it in a movie once, and it worked for dogs all the time in real life. "Shhhh, good Ponyta. It's okay. We're going to ride you into town, okay?" he asked, but whatever program was running on these NPC Pokemon had a mean streak, and as he reached out the nearest one kicked out at him, frantic.
Big Bee jumped back.
The Ponyta's reins were tangled now, and it kicked out again, smashing the side of the carriage. "Oh shit. You got a lasso or anything man? We've gotta get a hold on these guys before they get loose or else we really will be hoofing it. And not, like, horse style."
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orioncayge
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Post by orioncayge on Jun 6, 2022 15:03:44 GMT 9
Orion watched as a hoof nearly forcibly logged his partner out and quickly sprung to action.
"Give em some room chief." Orion barked standing back a bit. Sidestepping, he circled around the carriage to approach the panicking pokes from the front. Slowly, he took a few steps forward, arm forward to let the left one sniff at his hand. Then, like lightning he bolted forward and hooked his hand on the horse's harness, pulling downward to keep it from rearing up as he gave it several reassuring shooshes. The horse brayed, but Orion simply planted his forehead firmly against its nose. "That's a good pony...shhhh shhhhhh....we're good here. Imma get you out of there just give me a moment." He kept his eyes locked with it for a long moment, keeping its vision locked with him. "That's it gorgeous, just focus on me for the moment." The few summers he'd spent being a camp counselor were starting to come in handy.
ZZZZZ.
Once Pony #1 was calmed, he turned to pony number two, and motioned for Bee to circle around to the front to join him. "Alright, so trick number one is you gotta approach em from the front, and then you immediately have to get their attention. Make em focus on something, like your hand, or your face. You gotta take control with some leverage and you gotta steal their focus so they forget what's spookin em. Give it a shot."
ZZZZ
Orion would take a few steps back, letting his partner try his advice before suddenly
ZZZZZZ
WHOOSH
A wild Yanma divebombed his head, causing the would be horse tamer to hit the dirt as the bug buzzed past. "Motherfucker!" He hissed, reaching for his hip to his pokeball. "Hades, Give us some covering fire eh?"
The cyndiquil flashed into existence and let out a loud squeal that translated into "YES SIR" before letting out a gout of flame towards the offending Yanma in the air.
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Big Bee
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Bandana Guy
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Post by Big Bee on Jun 6, 2022 15:13:57 GMT 9
ZZZZZZZZZ
Buzzing filled the air as the Yanma wheeled around for another attack. It swooped in low, zooming across the plain and shooting past them again before Big Bee even had a hand on his Pokeballs. "Damn! That guy's fast!"
ZZZZZZZZZ
Yanma shot past again, knocking off Big Bee's cowboy hat and disturbing the horses, undoing all of Orion's great work. They needed to catch this thing fast.
"Oricorio!" Big Bee called, sending out his own fire type. The bird appeared on top of the carriage in a rush of flame and passion. It waved its wings as if flapping a brilliant crimson skirt, and thrust its beak into the air. Its keen eyes found the bug type, and as Yanma swooped in again Oricorio flapped into the air, its sharp beak piercing the darting bug.
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orioncayge
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Post by orioncayge on Jun 6, 2022 15:34:06 GMT 9
Orion managed to look up from the dirt as his cyndiquil hit his target, and Bee's Oricorio honed in on the same-
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Something aint right.
Bee's Oricorio smashed into an entirely SEPERATE Yanma, knocking it clean out of the air. He watched in equal parts horror and amazement as twin Yanmas spiraled out of the air like airplanes that'd lost a wing and nosedived into the ground not twenty feet in front of him. He hadn't even noticed the second one till it was almost too late, or perhaps too late for the poor Yanma. Dusting himself off, AGAIN, he turned to Bee and raised an eyebrow.
"It's raining bugs..." He paused, smirked, and raised an eyebrow. "Halleluiah?"
He reached to the ever present golden pokeball at his hip and gave it a Southside special, hurling an incredibly fast curveball that'd struck out many a batter in highschool, beaning the Yanma in what would have been one hell of a foul but in this case would turn into a score. It flashed red, and the ball would spend its sweet time waggling before clicking and flying back to him. He had his work cut out for him, it would seem, the bugs had undone all of their work and now the horses were bugging out EVEN HARDER. He was certain that if they'd kept this up one would find its leg clipped into the carriage, and then he would have to put the poor thing down.
Best not to let that happen. He trotted up to both of them and began his ritual of shooshes whilst Bee did whatever Bee's were want to do. "I'm starting to think we might need to hurry if we want to get on these horses before we get attacked again..."
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Big Bee
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Bandana Guy
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Post by Big Bee on Jun 6, 2022 15:47:49 GMT 9
Bees were want to catch a damn Yanma, that much was clear.
"Two bugs with one...bird, I guess," he said, reclaiming his hat. There was no use trying to out-throw Orion, so he opted for something fast and casual. The bug was already knocked out, after all, so there was no rush, and no worry.
Big Bee tossed his own Golden Pokeball. It hit the chitinous body of the huge insect with satisfying CLUNK, and Yanma was sucked inside. "Easy as that!" he said, collecting his prize. His first catch of Asper. "Well this one's definitely an 'Aldrin'," he said, as a popup appeared to confirm his capture.
With catches caught, he turned back to the horses. "Approach from the front. Okay." He did as Orion has instructed, coming at the horse head on. "Easy there. Now, just gotta give 'em something to look at." He pulled off his bandana, waving it like a blue and orange flag. He flicked it up and down, and he could see the wild eyes of the black Ponyta settle on the distraction. The horse calmed, and he slowed his waving, until he was just holding the fabric up in front of the Ponyta. Slowly, he retied the bandana around his neck (unknowingly doing so upside down).
Now the Ponyta was focused on his face. "Okay. No sweat," he said, absolutely swimming in a combination of fear, excitement, heat, and battle sweat. "Orion?" he asked, trying to keep the urgency out of his voice. "What do I do now?"
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orioncayge
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Post by orioncayge on Jun 6, 2022 16:03:12 GMT 9
Orion watched as Bee followed his instructions, making clever use of his trusty bandanna, and soon he practically has the Ponyta eating out of his hands. They probably would, had they anything to feed them. When Bee asked what to do next, he simply chuckled.
"I mean, we didn't calm em down for nothing."
He untethered each horse from the harness holding them to the carriage, giving them plenty of space in case they were feeling randy and wanted to give him an E-concussion with an errant hoof. Once both were free, he went to Bee's horse and locked his fingers together, dropping low slightly into a stance. "Aight, so you're gonna step up into my hands with your left leg, and you're gonna swing that right leg niiiiice n wide over his back. Be real careful not to throw all your weight over cause you're liable to go right over the other side n tumber, Kay?" He could tell Bee was scared, like a small child at a summer camp perhaps. Orion'd been there once, every journey had to start somewhere, and this was his first step. "Also, make sure that right leg goes high, cause if you kick me in the side of my head I will drop you." He grinned and let out a chuckle as Bee stepped into his hand and up and over onto the horse. With his pardener squared away, Orion scampered over to his horse. Hooking an arm around its neck he jumped up, swinging his right leg over the horse with style and grace and immediately went right back the fuck over and planted his face into the dirt.
"Oooof." He grunted, between gritted teeth. He'd spent much too much time in the dirt this log in session, but perhaps that was the price he would have to pay for his hubris thinking taming a few E horses had shaken off all the rust from his cowboy skills. Dusting himself off for the THIRD TIME THIS SESSION, Orion adjusted his hat and repeat the process once again, with gusto, this time finding himself righted on the horse sitting alongside Bee.
"Alright cowboy, pick a direction and lets ride."
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System Admin
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Post by System Admin on Jun 6, 2022 21:10:50 GMT 9
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