C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Player Name: C0D13
OOC Username: Ladybug
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Post by C0D13 on Nov 30, 2021 10:02:02 GMT 9
C0D13'S BUG REPORT
BZZT! What seems to be the problem? BZZZZT~ So you found some problems out on your adventure? Well, you can count on me to track down and remove those pesky errors. Just send me the details and I will blast them with my CYBER ATTACK!
I need to know where, when, and what you encountered. For example: I was on the beach yesterday and saw Dr. Ash's assistant Bunya moving strangely. If you can, link to any screenshots or extra data you have in the report, too!
UPLOADING... UPLOADING... Done! I will send you a couple extra BYTES for reporting the error. Thank you for your help!
If you find any STRANGE or UNUSUAL technology you can bring that to me too! Disks, cartridges, USBs, floppy disks, even Walkman cassettes! They've got some great tunes on them, and I can't get enough of that digital crunch!
 BUGS BUSTED:- Cyndaquil spawning in the Coastline
- C0D13's outburst (proven false)
- Magical healing Treecko+Squirtle
- Duplicating Magikarp rehomed
- Disappearing Magikarp located
- Numerous clipping objects realigned
- Litten deleted
- Player reported for cheating
TOP BUSTERS:
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Finnegan Fjord
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Rival
Player Character
Posts: 455
Trainer Class: Swimmer
Player Name: Cillian Quinn
OOC Username: thorn
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Post by Finnegan Fjord on Dec 27, 2021 22:26:23 GMT 9
So I was hanging around the Beta Coastline with my starter earlier today and we ran into a Cyndaquil. Pokedex tells me that's a Fire-type, and they're not supposed to spawn on the Coast, are they?
(Finn includes a screenshot of the incident, the poor Fire-type looking lost and confused as his Piplup sticks out its tongue.) |
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C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Post by C0D13 on Dec 28, 2021 13:34:10 GMT 9
"A Fire-type spawned in the Water-type only zone? That is completely unacceptable!" C0D13 buzzes, his digitized voice modulating wildly with confusion and annoyance. "Thank you for reporting this bug, Finnegan Fjord . I will zap it right away!"
C0D13 flies off, his lasers already firing.
Cyndaquil has been obliterated from Beta Island Coastline spawns! |
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Allotta Bambooga
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Corruption Crusher
Player Character
Posts: 241
Trainer Class: Kindler
Player Name: Kekoa Kura
OOC Username: Strawberry
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Post by Allotta Bambooga on Dec 28, 2021 23:10:35 GMT 9
"I was in the Tower of Cats kicking some rat booty when C0d13 came in and started yelling about Bug Moves over and over! It was really weird! Look! I even got a video!"
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C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Posts: 2,101
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Player Name: C0D13
OOC Username: Ladybug
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Post by C0D13 on Jan 1, 2022 1:58:13 GMT 9
C0D13 hums skeptically as he inspects the video Allotta Bambooga submitted as proof of the bug. "This looks photoshopped. The boxes don't even have numbers, and I definitely look slimmer from the side!" He leans in closer, eye apertures focusing in on the individual pixels, scanning them for tomfoolery of digital japes.
"Definitely incorrect. I ran an internal scan 17 minutes ago and confirmed personally that all of my programming is 100% bug free!" C0D13's internal 'joke counter' clicks over, and he emits a short, simulated laugh.
Allotta Bambooga 's slander is ineffective and C0D13 remains unchanged.
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manish
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G.A.Y.
Player Character
Posts: 493
Trainer Class: 
Player Name: Manish
OOC Username: GreySquid
Arena Points: 10
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Post by manish on Jan 12, 2022 1:03:33 GMT 9
“I think I found a magical healing Treecko? Like, we uh, well, Ryan hit it and it looked hurt, but when he hit it again, suddenly it was like it had healed? It was wild. We were still able to take it out and catch it, but uh, yeah, it was definitely weird.”MAGICAL HEALING TREECKO spotted in CANOPY SPAWN <MANISH>. BUG resolved by RYAN knocking out the TREECKO and MANISH catching said MAGICAL HEALING TREECKO 
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C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Post by C0D13 on Jan 12, 2022 3:20:18 GMT 9
C0D13 zipped over to Manish. His reverse retinal scans activated, digital eyes widening as he soaked Manish in occular rays. There was a short sound, familiar, like a computer recognizing a USB. Thick text appeared in the air alongside C0D13, scrolling quickly as his jiggawatt processor set to work annihilating the issue.
It was over in a second. There was a sound like a USB being removed from a PC, and C0D13's eye beams receded. "I didn't detect anything abnormal. However, I have embedded a tracker in Treecko so that if it incorrectly heals again in the future it will be automatically deleted. We can't have rogue code on the loose." C0D13 zips away, pleased with his mathematically sound handling of the situation.
manish 's Treecko has been scanned and confirmed bug free! If the problem recurs it will be deleted.
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Bergamot Gristleborg
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Muddy Girl
Mythstar
Posts: 403
Trainer Class: 
Player Name: Chryssa Glasgow
OOC Username: M00K
Arena Points: 37
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Jan 24, 2022 15:54:41 GMT 9
After finally catching the gray Magikarp that had spawned after the annoying glitch with the purple one, Bergamot found a comfortable place to make her dramatic last stand against C0D13 and summoned the helpful Porygon from her UI. "Hello, Codie?" she asked with the haughty, distracted air of someone talking while driving. "I had a problem during your new fishing game on the Beta Coastline. My Magikarp suddenly reset at the end of the encounter, so I had to start the entire thing over again. I'd like the first one back, thank you, since I'd been about to catch it before. I'll file the appropriate report with the devs if necessary."While she hadn't thought to take any screenshots of the purple koi before it had suddenly disappeared from existence, there was a clear dispute in her catch log where she'd definitely defeated the Magikarp and it had then re-spawned. Surely its data remained somewhere in the UNOVR logs and could be retrieved by someone in charge. |
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C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Posts: 2,101
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Post by C0D13 on Jan 26, 2022 12:10:19 GMT 9
C0D13 unfolded from Bergamot Gristleborg's UI, taking on a pleasing, sharp-edged 3D form. He scanned Morgana's face with lightly-exfoliating beams, reading her noseprint. "Your catching log shows one Magikarp was within the acceptable parameters, but neither escaped nor was captured."
C0D13 disappeared, then reappeared a moment later a foot to the left. "I searched the battle coordinates but found no sign of the purple Magikarp." He paused, justice processors booting up so that he could calculate the most equitable outcome. He quickly identified that there was nobody at fault, and no evidence of log tampering. He powered down his punishment cannon."Both the gray and the purple Magikarp will be added to your inventory. Congratulations on your justice."
Uncommon Magikarp (purple) has been added to Bergamot Gristleborg's inventory. |
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Lucky Guy
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Soldier, Poet, King
Player Character
Posts: 359
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Player Name: Lucky Guy
OOC Username: AleDog#9110
Arena Points: 30
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Post by Lucky Guy on Mar 27, 2022 13:32:37 GMT 9
Over the past few days, Lucky had been taking note of any number of scenic distortions in the world texture and any bugged objects he could find, down even to the insignificance of a wee little tree, just larger than a sapling, bent into the ground in a strange way. He had compiled these into a list, which he sent to the bug report directories. He made sure to include coordinates as best as he could.
"Hah! A job well done. Good thing I haven't run into anything wild yet." Little did the poor boy know that he and his Rowlett were soon to run into something grave upon the coastline very soon...
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Finnegan Fjord
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Rival
Player Character
Posts: 455
Trainer Class: Swimmer
Player Name: Cillian Quinn
OOC Username: thorn
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Post by Finnegan Fjord on Mar 28, 2022 10:09:55 GMT 9
THIS STUPID CAT MADE ITSELF INVULNERABLE TO DAMAGE, THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, THESE THINGS ARE HARD ENOUGH TO KILL!!!! IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THESE DUMB CATS FROM THE TOWER. |
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C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Post by C0D13 on Mar 28, 2022 21:55:01 GMT 9
C0D13's eyes fill with code. Coordinates, complaints, reports of things gone wrong. From deep in his synthetic slumber his form unfolds, a series of living polygons and interdimensional tessellations.
He unfolds on the Beta Island Coastline, where a palm tree is off by 44 degrees from its spawning orientation. "Unacceptable," he says, and shuddering beams of red and blue customer service disintegrate the tree into pure data.
Next is the Crater, where a pebble is stuck in the ground plane, its model intersecting incorrectly with that of several other pebbles. Simulated shock flashes in his eyes. "So many bugs. Why is the island glitching like this? There is so much to do before they open! How is one omnipotent digital deity supposed to do everything on his own?"
C0D13 appears in a dozen other locations in half as many seconds, each time righting critical wrongs with high-tech blasts from his customer service cannon. He reaches the final report and is back in the Crater. Before him is a tiny black and red kitten.
The offender.
"Incorrect HP calibration reported in species #725." Gentle beams flicker over the cat, finding the errors in its code. "Errors confirmed via code analysis. Repair deemed inefficient compared to permanent restructuring." The beams turn harsh, and the Litten disappears with a gentle pop, as all of its species are removed from existence.
Justice, and the customers that demand it, has been served.
Lucky Guy and Finnegan Fjord's reports have been logged. Litten no longer spawns on Beta Island. |
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Laguna
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World Traveler
Mythstar
Posts: 514
Trainer Class: 
Player Name: Abigaelle Gauthier
OOC Username: Magnere
Arena Points: 0
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Post by Laguna on Apr 21, 2022 11:30:59 GMT 9
Hey! So, um, I was fighting this Squirtle earlier today on the Beta Coastline! But, my Pokemon doesn't seem nearly as weak after completing the encounter? I think I'm able to catch the wild pokemon, but despite being hit kinda rough, my starter Popplio only looks it like got kind of scratched! I feel like the math on my remaining HP doesn't match! Or are Marina and I just so tough that we can defy math? Hehe!
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manish
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G.A.Y.
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Posts: 493
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Player Name: Manish
OOC Username: GreySquid
Arena Points: 10
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Post by manish on Apr 22, 2022 23:11:19 GMT 9
"Um, hi, uh, Cod13? Uh, well see the thing is, I was looking for a blue uh fish? Um, Magikarp! Yeah, that one. Anyway, I caught a blue Magikarp and um. Well, it disappeared?" Manish gave a pat down to all his pockets one final time. "Yeah, it uh, it's not here anymore? Can you help?"
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Lucky Guy
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Soldier, Poet, King
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Posts: 359
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Player Name: Lucky Guy
OOC Username: AleDog#9110
Arena Points: 30
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Post by Lucky Guy on Apr 23, 2022 4:14:10 GMT 9
Lucky had something important to bring to C0D13 today. The storm was coming to a fruition, and so he thought it best to bring this up to the bug-bot before the God came to cross paths with the glitched area. He didn't want to see what would happen. He didn't even know if the place was still dangerous or not, and he didn't want to find out at all.
"Oi, C0D13. I've got something to report to you if I can. Off the coast of the Shoreline I found... Some strange Gyrados-like thing in the water. I don't think it's intended to be in the game-the model of it was associated with some third party programs. It tried to swallow a girlie and I right whole, it did. The area around it might still be strange. Check my battle logs and see it for yourself if you want to. Check to see if there's anything strange in them, too, please. This is really weird stuff..."
Lucky wished that he could've gotten a screenshot of it. That creature wasn't something that he ever thought that he would see in a game like this.
What had happened back then? |
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