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MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER

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C0D13 • Bug Maniac Administrator Posts: 2,009 Trainer Class: Player Name: C0D13 OOC Username: Ladybug	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by C0D13 on Jun 7, 2022 23:48:06 GMT 9 ENTERING THE TALL GRASS! loading... When a Wild PKMN appears, reply using the ~~ATTACK~~ button to weaken it! You may reply as many times in a row as it takes to knock out the Wild PKMN. But watch out— it may fight back! If your PKMN faints, you must go to the closest SHRINE to restore your PKMN. When the Wild PKMN's HP reaches 10% or below, up to two players may choose to capture it for -25 BYTES. Please post in Spawning & Catching to complete your capture and close the thread! Olga BanHammer

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 7, 2022 23:48:06 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 5:30:23 GMT 9 Finally, all that business with C0D13 was done, the mainland was open, and Felicia could actually start doing her job. Or, well, her new job considering her recent promotion. But ultimately it was the same basic principle. Break the game, report the break, hunt down cheaters when around other players. Pretty simple. Olga lumbered through the Misty Timberland to start off with. It seemed like as good of a place as any to start. Sure she was looking for pokemon as well, but her focus was on tapping every tree she walked by, pushed them, checked to make sure they were, well, there. She wouldn’t put it past the dev team to fake some of the trees considering what they decided to do with the settlements. Sure they could promote it as a feature all they want; she knew better. But that was a different issue for a different day. Olga was here to break things, and break things she would. 1d100HY8\|qDkL

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 5:30:23 GMT 9 Edited by Olga BanHammer Jun 12, 2022 5:30:46 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 5:43:21 GMT 9 While pressing on a particularly suspicious looking tree, a little Dewpider came tumbling out and landed on her. Olga took a moment to glare at the Dewpider before flicking it off her shoulder, sending the pokemon tumbling away. She turned back to the tree, but Dewpider was not done with her. It let out a little hiss at her and tried to square up. Olga set it another look and couldn’t help but feel mildly amused by the pokemon. It was a pretty good program, she had to give it that. “Fine, fine, I’ll fight you. But I’m working, so…wait. No. I mean, Olga fight. Olga smash!” Yeah, she remembered her character. With the hand not currently pushing on the tree, Olga pulled out a pokeball and tossed out Popplio. With a flash, Popplio appeared and Olga didn’t even look at her before directing the fight, “Disarming Voice.” Popplio gave a bark at Dewpider in attack while Olga found a part of the tree that just didn’t seem right in texture. “Huh,” she said as she pressed down on it. [Glitch]LAYddNx31d100 1d100

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 5:43:21 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 5:50:21 GMT 9 Nothing happened when she pushed on the tree, but something was sure happening with Dewpider. Usually when a pokemon fight started, the pokemon were supposed to fight, well, each other. But Dewpider didn’t seem to get that memo. It ran right past Popplio and jumped at Olga to land a Bug Bite. Only thanks to Popplio jumping in the way and taking the hit instead. “Oh. Olga break?” It did indeed appear that Olga had triggered agro on the pokemon on herself, rather than her pokemon companion. Well, not exactly the glitch she thought she was going to find, but it was the one she got. Olga took a few steps back to put space between her and the attacking Dewpider. “Popplio, Water Gun.” Popplio gave a nod and started to fire a stream of water at Dewpider. Olga wasn’t one to retreat, but she was taking the moment to calculate a possible escape route. She didn’t have a whole lot of faith in her Popplio to stop the thing without needing to make a visit to a Shrine first.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 5:50:21 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 5:57:38 GMT 9 It did appear that the Popplio she saved from the crumbling Beta Island wasn’t much of a match compared to Dewpider. “Olga need tactical retreat,” she mumbled to herself. Dewpider brushed off the Water Gun like it was nothing and fired his own at Popplio, with much better results. Popplio tumbled backwards and Dewpider took the chance to run at Olga and try to bite her. Olga lifted up one leg out of the way before swinging it back to land a kick onto Dewpider. If Popplio wasn’t going to put in the work, Olga sure would. “Olga smash!” she yelled for dramatic effect.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 5:57:38 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 6:02:00 GMT 9 Her kick went wide and only grazed the Dewpider. “Shit,” she said. It was definitely time to retreat. She was out of HP and for being a tiny little thing, Dewpider was not messing around. What an interesting glitch. She was definitely going to write up a report on this. But first, the retreat. Olga scooped up Popplio and started the mad dash away from Dewpider and towards the Shrine. She took a moment to look behind her and sure enough, Dewpider was hot on her heels. Olga used all the power her large muscles had and ran as quickly as she could. This was rather undignified, but hey, she wasn’t here to have dignity. She was here to work. As long as she got paid, she would be happy at the end of the day.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 6:02:00 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 6:12:52 GMT 9 The Shrine kicked in and Popplio jumped back up and took in the scene before her. Her trainer was running mad circles around the Shrine hole while Dewpider tried to take little chomps. She gave a little bark to let Olga know that she was healed and got ready for whatever her trainer decided to do. Olga wasn’t quite wheezing yet, but knew that if they continued the chase like this it wouldn’t be much longer till she had to sit down and rest. Even with the Shrine’s energy, all it did was heal her, not magically up her hidden stamina stat. She wondered if there was a way for her to sneak a peek at that. But that was also a later Felicia problem. Right now she was Olga and right now she had to once again lead Dewpider off into the distance. On her next lap around the Shrine Olga grabbed onto Popplio and peeled off into the woods. Dewpider chittered angrily and followed behind them. After making sure they were a good distance back into the Misty Timberland, Olga slammed on the brakes and turned back to the Dewpider. Dewpider tried to skid to a stop, but Olga was ready to keep the fight going, and not necessarily using Popplio. Afterall, she triggered the glitch by flicking Dewpider off her shoulder to begin with, might as well finish it herself. “Olga said smash!” She yelled as she stomped down on the pokemon.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 6:12:52 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 6:17:56 GMT 9 For being as large as she was, Olga sure wasn’t doing a whole lot of damage to the Dewpider. Well, that just wouldn’t do. As soon as she was done with this annoying little fight and wrote up her bug report, she was going to go look at beefing herself up. She was too thicc to be taken down by a puny little Dewpider and her anger was rising. It was on. Olga gripped Popplio’s tail and wound up a hit. She let out a swing and smacked Dewpider with her Popplio. “Four!” Was that the way the game intended her to fight? Probably not, but she figured someone had to test it out. Also it was really satisfying to send the Dewpider flying backwards. It wasn’t like Popplio really felt it, she wasn’t technically real after all. Sure, she might have looked a little dazed after being used as an impromptu golf club, but that didn’t matter. The hit sure made Olga feel better.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 6:17:56 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 6:23:20 GMT 9 And what a hit it was! Dewpider went flying backwards and smacked into a tree. “Really? That one is real too? Huh, maybe I should give the devs a little more credit.” Felicia said, mainly to her still slightly reeling Popplio. But the fight wasn’t over yet. The agro Dewpider stumbled back to it’s little insect feet and charged again at Olga. “Seriously? Still? Er, I mean, Olga squish spider!” Dewpider made it part way up Olga’s leg and gave a bite down before she smacked her leg with a mighty hit. Popplio was just glad that she wasn’t being used as a weapon this time. She was just going to stay limp in Olga’s other hand and hope that she was just forgotten about. “Olga crush puny spider with hand.” It was then that she was reminded that she did indeed have realistic damage on and just hit herself right after getting bit by a spider in the same spot. “Ow,” she grumbled out. But there was something inside of her that delighted at the pain. Now this was a fight.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 6:23:20 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 6:35:58 GMT 9 Okay, now Felicia was getting mad. Hunting bugs wasn’t supposed to be quite this literal, nor painful. Could she just change her settings so that she was on reduced pain? Sure. Would she do that? Absolutely not. She was going to approach this problem like every problem she faced: with an irrational bullheadedness that would ultimately get her what she wanted, but not without a little bit of pain first. “Olga crush spider between thighs,” the look of fear on the Dewpider’s surprisingly expressive face was worth any pain that she might feel. Time to use her player model’s overdeveloped muscles for some good. Or at least good by Felicia’s standards. Olga slammed her thighs together and Dewpider let out a tiny little yell before getting caught between the thick muscles.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 6:35:58 GMT 9

Olga BanHammer • Corruption Crusher Player Character Posts: 77 Trainer Class: #BlackBelt Player Name: Felicia Bishop OOC Username: GreySquid Arena Points: 10	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Olga BanHammer on Jun 12, 2022 6:40:18 GMT 9 Dewpider didn’t stand a chance, not up against her powerful thighs. Olga relaxed her legs and Dewpider fell to the ground knocked out. Olga let out a long laugh before looking at Popplio. “Now that’s how you catch a pokemon.” Popplio could only stare at her in awe and a tiny bit of fear. “Olga catch now.” She crouched down next to Dewpider and tapped the knocked out spider with an empty pokeball with one hand. With her other, she pulled up her UI to start filing the bug report on the agro pokemon. Might as well multi-task while she could and start doing the more interesting part of her job.

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 6:40:18 GMT 9

C0D13 • Bug Maniac Administrator Posts: 2,009 Trainer Class: Player Name: C0D13 OOC Username: Ladybug	Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by C0D13 on Jun 12, 2022 10:14:15 GMT 9 CAPTURE COMPLETE! OLGA CATCH! dewpider has been added to Olga BanHammer's box!

MISTY TIMBERLAND SPAWN: OLGA BANHAMMER Posted Jun 12, 2022 10:14:15 GMT 9