To Summon a Dance Partner, enter their name below:
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Pause.

Let’s leave the avatar on idle for a second there, no?

When taking off his WorldScreen and running fingers through his purposefully tousled brunette hair, Mars recalls Chanda Mama’s poem word by word. He had met the Moon Spirit once before, during the previous LAST STONE STANDING dungeon, and just like diva, he’s well aware that things aren’t usually what they seem with this mischievous NPC. All precautions are necessary.

First, let’s talk requirements:

• Have been in Last Stone Standing✔️CHECK
• Have 1 or more Trainer Stars ✔️CHECK
• Have the Freezer Subclass equipped ✔️ CHECK

He’s well aware he only needs to meet one of them, but to no one’s surprise, Tuesday is an overachiever. Now, as for dance partners…

“Alexa, give me a list of the top fifty pop stars of all time. Also, a list of all pokémon by pokédex number.”

Time for some cross-referencing! After a few moments of staring at the screen, Mars can see it clearly, and just as it all comes together, a beautiful golden Abyssinian cat meows, distracting him.

“Midas, what do you w—” He pauses when turning to look at his beloved pet. There, on the TV, his AMZN PrimeVideo account is on display, with the movie he had finished watching just last night appearing in a small thumbnail among many others. 2019’s Rocketman. “Yes… yes…”

“Mrow?”

“My sweet Midas, you’re right, that’s the perfect strat,
All the stars have aligned for us,
It’s time to summon ourselves one honkey cat.”

But first he’ll definitely feed his actual cat.

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Back in UNOVR, Tuesday smirks with all the confidence in the world, stepping upon the thin ice with all the natural gracefulness of a FREEZER. Her partner of choice? Simple enough. The name is typed without any hesitation at all:

To Summon a Dance Partner, enter their name below:
MELTAN JOHN_____________________

Yes, one small Rocketman.

Black frozen ice lead to the lake,
and her eyes did not deceive her.
For the skating beauty was not fake.
Nor did she appear to be a poseur.

A game, a call to those all nearby.
The Moon Spirit, Chanda Mama was now here.
Dancing upon the lake, reflecting the sky.
It was time for Laguna to make her premiere.

And poetry to boot! Why she could hardly resist.
A thought so novel! She would gladly give her own twist.

Wordplay was by no means her best skill,
But skating and dancing were such a thrill.

She moved forth gliding as elegantly as could be,
Only to be stopped with surprise in her eyes.
A dance partner? Oh, she grew giddy with such glee.
For such a choice, she forced her eyes on the prize.

She debated on some fun, silly answer.
Nay, a contest to win, she'd better not.
Perhaps a well-known and talented dancer?
Nay, a beauty to spin, Gallade Gadot.