[ti]complete[/ti] TOWER OF CATS (MEGATHREAD)

With half the floor on fire and the other half starting to smoke, the remaining Watchog swarmed the field. In the midst of the flames, Momo drained a powerful foe of energy and smashed it into the floor using her Treecko. Sarah took up a spot beside her, for though the trainer was definitely a newcomer, she had some terrifying moves. "Nice hit," Sarah said, giving Momo a nod of approval. "I'd say we're over half done with this floor. If this were a video game about now is when they'd release the mini-boss-"

Something heavy hit the floor, and a larger-than-usual blip appeared on Sarah's minimap.

The creature strode through the flames, and Sarah quickly realized that the ones they'd been fighting up until now had only been half-sized. This one had on a steel half-mask that covered its upper face, and held two quarterstaffs, one in each of its little grabby hands.

"Chell, come back. Go!" she shouted, not thinking, "Duraludon!"

The silver dragon BURST into the fray, filling what little space remained in the melee and smashing straight up through the half-height ceiling. "GWOARGHHHH!" it roared, from level 6.

The Watchog lunged, slamming its staff into Duraludon's leg with force enough to dent the steel.

The beast roared, lashing out with a steel leg that splintered a nearby pillar.

"Left! He's faster than he, uh, well you can't see him but he's quite lithe."

Duraludon crunched forward, tearing a hole further through the ceiling and catching the Watchog with a brutal Metal Claw. The pair sparred, blind power versus lithe yet underwhelming agility, with Sarah shouting commands.

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Furrlicity is halfway through the first half of the second half-hallway. He had half a mind to turn around and go home until the next challenge opened up. But they were already over halfway there and it seemed silly to just turn around when the tower was already half-mast. Hmm. This half talk was really getting to him.

Boo-Berry was with him but the Shinx was only half paying attention. She was sniffing at a half eaten bag of chips on the ground; something that had been carried up from the last floor. It halfway smelled like Patrat.... but halfway like something new. Something stronger.

Then out popped a skeleton.

Said skeleton was actually a Watchog, who had half of his Halloween costume on. The duo had scared half the wits out of it while he was getting changed for the season.

Then this pretty pink cat floated by, which made the Watchog half scared so it ran away. Boo-Berry was already aiming at attack, though... she ended up firing off a Thunder Shock that was only half aimed.

Shinx used Thunder Shock!
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As the sixtieth opponent falls the players stand tall over the fainted forms of their half-baked enemies.

Or at least they would if they weren't chasing after a little pink cat!

"Is that a goddamn Mew?"

"Holy shit! Somebody grab it!"

"It's heading for the stairs!"

The pink, cat-eared Pokemon floats giggling up the stairs to the sixth floor, attacks bouncing off its protective bubble.

At the top of the stairs you find ten Mews! Some of them are squat, fat little cats, some are long and thin, stretched out like Gigantamax Meowths.

Wait. No, that can't be right. Something about the way they all move at the same times makes you realize.

Tower of Cats Floor 6: HALL OF MIRRORS.

Wooden walls have been covered in warped glass and silver, and the single, real Mew darts happily between the screens, its movements hard to follow in the midst of the dozens of missphapen doppelgangers.

You have defeated 60 Patrat and unlocked SKITTY (C)!
The next reward will be unlocked at 70 Patrat.

Big Bee manish Sarah Lee Momo Finnegan Fjord Furrlicity Purrfection Tuesday
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Making his way to the seventy-second floor, the trainer had little idea why other people were freaking out. Whatever this thing that was following Lucky was, it seemed to be some kind of floating pink cat. It kind of seemed like a healthy, cat-like Musharna... Everyone seemed to go crazy over it, crying out things like 'holy shit, Mew!'

Lucky didnt see the appeal. It was a cat of some kind. Yes, cats made Mewling noises. He gets it. Big deal. Why in the world did people have to go crazy over it?

"Feels like I'm missing out on some sort of cosmic joke here..." When Lucky spoke, he did so to the mirror beside him. Maybe his reflection would have an answer, or perhaps the pink cat floating over his shoulder could elaborate for him. Alas, it was not to be, for cats hardly ever said anything other than 'mew'.

Lucky had been pondering in front of thia mirror for a long while. It wasnt because he was introspective today, but rather it was because the mirror before him was a huge wall that blocked the way.

He tossed out a faithful companion, Serkhet. Glass could be very sturdy, yes-but sudden changes in temperature were a surefire way to cause some samage.

"Give 'er an ice fang for me, would you?" The way forward was clear to him. Lucky only hoped that others would be able to see a hole in a mirror inside of a house full of mirrors...

Ice move: Ice Fang
Next prompt:
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall…" What looks like a break to check her appearance on the nearest mirror may not be just that, for through the reflection, mismatched eyes followed the movements of a playful, airborne, pink cat. She only fixes her circlet’s placement once. ”Who’s the meowst adorable?”

Dramatically flipping her blonde hair back, Tuesday turns to point at the giggling Mew.

"Phryne."

Phryne is still in the golden pokémon, so Tuesday takes a quick second to fix that.

"Phryne! Obviously the move here is to stun it… I mean, paralyse it" Tuesday had only learned what status effects are last week. She still doesn’t have the full terminology down. Wait until she learns most of that wont even apply under regular circumstances, but for now, she sure speaks with confidence and pride. ”Get to that!”

The Petilil seems confused, so the catgirl sighs and makes the executive decision of shaking the poor little pokémon and then throwing her straight towards the Mew.

<'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'> Phryne screams, releasing STUN SPORES all over the sixth floor while at it.

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"Hey, good to meet ya! Yeah, I actually joined a couple of floors ago. Never thought we’d end up running into Mew, though. Guess it makes sense, you know, cats and all–" As if on perfect cue, a weird fluffy cat falls from the skies, causing wood splinters to go everywhere. Yggy Br00ks, who Tuesday had been talking to, jumps in front of her, taking the damage and whiting out in the process. Tuesday blinks, looking at the spot where Yggy had been and shrugging. "Damn… Better her than me."

<'It should’ve been you, though.'>

Cat ears twitch, a fluffy tail sways, and it’s into a perfect arch that a blonde eyebrow is raised when looking at her Rapidash. "Oh, shut up... And when did you even get here? I didn’t call you out of the pokéball."

Or had she?!

Rocinante just rolls his eyes before poking a Watchog with its horn. It’s persistent, so the Rapidash just pokes it again and again.

"Is that all you’re gonna do? Poke one of them? At least aim for Mew or something."

Rocinante just keeps poking the Watchog until it vanishes.

RAPIDASH USES FURY ATTACK
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