C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Player Name: C0D13
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Post by C0D13 on Aug 4, 2024 11:36:10 GMT 9
STEEL CHEFTell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are.
DescriptionAs the new moon rises you feel the call. A whisper of something secret floating down from the empty moon. You follow the whispers through thundering plains and up to the crest of Thunderdome Hill.
The battleground has been transformed into a cooking arena, and is filled with every conceivable food. Ingredients, spices, sauces, and bottled feelings, pulled from every corner of this world and the next, barely organized into crates, piles, and overflowing shelves.
The bleachers are filled with spectator spirits, all eager to watch what the new chefs will create.
On a podium in the center stands a fanged moon spirit.
"It's time again to flaunt and feast, to fry up dreams and sous vide meats! This night is full of splendid tastes, prepared by you! No time to waste. The greatest chef will be renown, transformed to more than blood and bone. Bathed in gold and moonlight fire, heralded by angelic choir!" The blackened moon behind Chanda Mama displays a bright set of four numbers.
"We all know I'm the one and only, but only one is awful lonely. So welcome now my kin in crime, for where I glow he loves to shine. Thank him for your Summer days, for days-long heat and sizzling rays. We start the clock on this round one, your challenge now: to feed The Sun!"
The clock on the face of the moon clicks over and begins its countdown.
SIGNUPS To sign up, please post IC in this thread responding to the situation above. The first dish theme is: The Sun This round will end at Noon, Monday 12th (JST).
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Buzzster Hooperham
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The Quizmaster
Player Character
Posts: 152
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Player Name: Buzzster Hooperham
OOC Username: D-Bug
Arena Points: 70
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Post by Buzzster Hooperham on Aug 4, 2024 14:40:09 GMT 9
Zac didn't know Chanda Mama, but he DID know cooking. He could flambe a grape blindfolded, and knew how to cook 3 minutes noodles in under 60 seconds.
"The secret is HEAT," he said as he set up a little stool for his Chikorita. "So you just need to shoot a little flame."
Chikorita shuffled nervously on her stool. "Uhh, sorry but I don't have a flame." She winced.
"Huh? But didn't you melt all that metal in the junkyard?"
"That was with reflected sunlight!"
Zac chuckled. "Clever...use the sun's own bloody power against it!" He pulled out a stick of Tauros butter and started to grease Chikorita's leaf. "Can you do it again?"
"Haha! That tickles!" she giggled. "There's too many people around. It's dangerous! There are powerful sun moves that I get when I'm stronger."
"Oh is that right?" Buzzster said, looking unbearably smug. With a dramatic swish of his wrist he opened up his UI (on purpose). "Codeman! 'Level Up' my Grass powers!" Buzzster said.
"Player Tome: Grass has been purchased. 200 BYTES have been debited from your wallet. Player Buzzster Hooperham now has access to Grass moves," said the automated assistant.
"What! Not for me ya stupid code! For Petal! Upgrade my Grass powers! First class!"
"First tier of Gardener has been purchased."
"Not the bloody first tier! I want the max! The best! Power her up the whole way! I want Petal to shoot bloody sunlight out of her buttcrack!"
"I don't want that!" Petal complained.
"Okay well stop short of that then. But everything else!"
The automated assistant thought for a while, trying to pick out keywords from Zac's verbal slurry. "Gardener upgraded to tier 5. Tank moves upgraded to tier 5. Sweeper moves upgraded to tier 5. Support moves upgraded to tier 5. 2750 BYTES have been debited from your wallet."
Petal's leaf started to glow.
"The butter's working!" Buzzster shouted.
"No! It's my powers! I can use sunlight now!" Petal was on the verge of joyous tears. "I can use Solar Beam!"
"No need for a beam, just keep it in ya leaf," Buzzster said, as he opened the egg drawer. Inside were a thousand different kinds of eggs. They were organized by size, starting at little clusters of insect eggs and vials of frog-like foam down at one end and steadily increasing until the eggs were bigger than Zac's head.
He selected a red, green, and yellow Reggae and cracked it onto Chikorita's leaf. The yolk pulsed and bumped with Jamaican music, and Zac kept in on the leaf with some quick spatula work. The multicolored yolk set in barely a minute, and Zac slid it off onto a plate. "It's all in the presentation," he said, slipping a couple of hundred dollars into a napkin and folding it under the plate discreetly. He sprinkled some chopped green sunions over the dish for a pop of color, and was almost finished with his sunscreen mayonnaise when he realized his mistake.
"What am I doing?" he asked himself, tipping the abomination into the trash. "The sun doesn't want sunscreen! It wants, uh," he searched through the draw of ointments. "Aha! There we go." He whipped up a ketchup and tanning oil sauce and drizzled it across the egg.
He stepped back to admire his creation. "Now that's a damn good looking egg."
Chikorita leaf fried Reggae (sunny side up) with tanning ketchup sauce.
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orioncayge
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Bandana Guy
Round 2
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Post by orioncayge on Aug 5, 2024 15:05:26 GMT 9
Trigger Warning: Childhood Trauma, a bit of Nihilism, unsettling imagery. “Man, I feel like they didn’t run this one past legal…”
Orion’s words were aimed at nobody in particular as he slid the top loop of a solid black apron over his head. The back twines were quickly looped behind him and back to the front where he tied a quick square knot. Next he ensured his hair was properly covered to healthcode standards by a sick yellow R2 bandanna he’d gotten from a sidequest helping Chadwick set up a Kindler account. The rest of his attire was his usual fare, black tank and a pair of cargo pants that had pockets for everything and anything, the whole fit being rounded together by the sick trailblazer kicks he’d nabbed forever ago.
God time flies when you’re having fun.
Nostalgia was a motherfucker of an SAT word of the day, and Orion was really feeling it as he peered down at the cookstation before him. He and food had a complicated relationship filled with love, regret, and a shitload of repressed trauma that he’d only recently begun to come to grips with. Once upon a time Orion had perhaps held a dream of being a chef, some sort of glitzy restaurateur influencer constantly making tiktoks about the fancy shit they serve while sprinkling some asinine garnish over outlandishly expensive and lavish meals. One upon a time he’d managed a pizzeria and worked himself ragged supporting his uncle's business, always coming home caked in flour and covered in burns.
Once upon a time he’d always be his mother’s little helper in the kitchen.
But turning a passion into a profession is the quickest way to figure out if something is right for you or not, though it’s the ultimate gamble of true life fulfillment versus ruining any love you may have had for the pastime in the process. Something done for a living quickly turns into a chore, and eventually just another thing you have to do, instead of another thing you want to do. But that’s not the goddamn point.
The point was that as Orion listened to all of the pomp and circumstance that came with this sort of affair, it was rather hard to focus on the task at hand. Not for any lack of trying, mind you, but because knowing what happened last time he did the spooky fae contest things took a nosedive into eldritch body horror real god damn fast, and frankly Orion had no god damn clue if he even had any of that in him right now.
But quittin is for pussies, and mama didn’t die for no mopey baby bitch boy.
He’d tighten his bandanna, like somehow that was going to make him better at cooking, cracked his neck, and took a deep breath that caused his chest to swell. Holding it for several moments, he would let out a deep sigh and nod.
It was go time.
“Alright, so nothing says sun like fun, I mean shit they don’t say fun in the sun for nothin yeah?” Again Orion spoke to nobody, not something he typically did but it wasn’t like anyone was paying attention to him. A great deal of eyes were either focused on their own work, or watching as some dude off a couple stations down was using the power of the sun to fry some eggs more than Bob Marley’s brain after one of his concerts. “What’s more fun in the sun than a barbeque? Fuck yeah that shit’s mad mcfuckin lit. But I’ve only got…” His eyes shot to the timer.
“FUCK.”
An hour wasn’t near enough time to do anything fancy that required much smoking or prepwork. So that left him something simple, something nostalgic. In a flash of inspiration, Orion would smirk and snap his fingers as he quickly began to gather his ingredients.
First up was the patty, made of ground beef that consisted of eighty percent hopes and twenty percent dreams. Pack that loosely into a lump roughly around six ounces in mass, taking care to not overhandle the meat and prematurely melt the fat with the heat of your hands. Once your patties are packed, its time to make your burger seasoning.
The mix is rather simple, four parts Lowry’s seasoning salt, two parts black pepper, one part garlic power, one part ground up sundried shadows of haunting memories to really brighten up the pallet. Mix well, knowing this simple act of entropy can never be truly undone barring the most asinine act of god imaginable. Once you’ve come to grips with the fact that your actions can never be undone, add your patty to the heat of everyday life. The hope will begin to sizzle, and the dreams will slowly melt away, their juices soaking into the meat of the burger. Take a slight pinch of your seasoning and and sprinkle it over your lump of meat before taking your spatula and flip it.
Once flipped, set your spatula on top of your hope and press down upon it with the pressure of force of the weight of the world and it's expectations for you. This can be difficult to do one handed, so feel free to use another spatula, set it atop the first, and then wiggle your weight from one to the other to really just SMASH that fucker paper thin. Do bear in mind that the thinner your make your patty, the quicker it will cook. When the blood of your hopes and dreams are sufficiently suffused through the patty, and the edges begin to brown and shrivel, consider flipping that motherfucker’s whole world upside down with a sudden and quick upheaval of your spatula. If you’re feeling daring you can really send it tumbling through the air, several flips and turns that the burger has no way of recovering from because it’s still processing the fact that you just fucking flipped it.
Then before you can say “Get flipped Idiot” the burger returns to the grill, really sticking that landing headfirst, greeted by the crackling sizzle of those dreams scattering across the blacktop like blood after a gang shooting. Give that burger a nice slap with your spatula, not for any particular reason, just to add insult to injury. Let that fucker simmer for just a bit longer to allow it to finish cooking out to the level of your comfort. If you’re unsure about where the burger is at, you can always try to cut a small hole in the center and peer in. Nobody can actually accurately tell how pink a burger is without seriously deforming that fucker, so don’t be gunshy about really rooting around in there. Once ready it’s time to plate that bad boy on a nice brioche sunflower that you baked in the trunk of a hot car in the desert on a dare from your cousin who said you couldn’t. On the bottom bun gently spread some nice yellow mustard bitter from the loss of childhood innocence, then place two slices of sundried tomatoes. Place your patty atop it’s bed, then crumple a fistful of dried cheddar cheese sunchips on top until you reach the desired level of crunchy goodness, and then crown the whole thing with the other half of the bun and enjoy.
You only get one, no use bitching about it.
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Alicia Westfield
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Player Name: Helen Rose
OOC Username: AzureGhidorah
Arena Points: 12
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Post by Alicia Westfield on Aug 6, 2024 6:50:40 GMT 9
”So what possessed you to come here again?” Tikani asked curiously. It was good to see the pinkette trainer going for something hopefully less stressful. Though, given how Alicia was moving, she questioned how stress relieving this could be. ”Because I’m something of an amateur chef. Who happens to watch a number of cooking shows. And…” Alicia began, humming softly as she thought. ”While there’s weirdness going on here in the same vein as the nonsense in the Whimsical Woods, maybe I can pick up a thing or two.”And perhaps she could, given someone was frying up a burger. Though… it sounded like she shouldn’t pay attention to the guy with the Chikorita. He sounded like he was just making it up as he went and failed upward enough to think he had the right idea. Not the kind of person she wanted to take notes from. ”Let’s go a bit heavier.” Alicia mused grabbing some flour and eggs to whip together. But that same nonsense in the air made her wonder. ”Tikani, you remember that little trick I told you to try in Jarzick?””Yeah, it seemed like a useful trick so I’ve been practicing on and off to get better at it.” Tikani replied. With a tilt of her head, she added a question of her own. ”Why?””Set up as many as you can. Funnel as much of this starlight around.” Alicia asked. ”I have an idea…””Ahuh…” Tikani mused in concern, closing her eyes and concentrating. She shaped small instances of her Reflect barrier into concave disks. The area immediately surrounding their station darkened considerably as the Bayleef refracted the faint starlight into stronger beams. Spiraling it around over their heads while she waited for Alicia’s cue. While Tikani was preparing a little something special that she otherwise wouldn’t have access to, Alicia got to work rolling the dough out into a thin and long rectangular shape. Cutting that into strips by hand, she knew she had to shortcut bringing water to a boil. She was going to run out of time on the back end if she didn’t. And if she remembered some casual overlooking of information correctly- ”Yow!” Alicia yelped out. The Scalding Springs earned their name. And while she did have Reduced pain thresholds, what had access to was still quite a bit hotter than she expected. So she got startled and mistook surprise for actual pain. ”I’m fine! I’m fine! Right then, let’s be a little more careful this time.”Maybe it was a bit of a risk using water from a hot spring? Alicia believed it would pan out in her favor. But she also had an egg component in mind, an omellete. The theming was important, as it always was. She had a thought of matching the theme in appearance if she couldn’t realistically get there with other aspects. She wanted a really big one, so she cracked about nine eggs, throwing in a small salt and pepper for seasoning at the moment. And then her eyes came across a special something… ”Hmm…” the Gardener mused, doing a bit of inspecting, before nodding to herself. In the omelette mixture it would go to suffuse into the whole thing. She was glad she’d only added a few pinches of the prior seasonings. Too much and she would’ve needed more eggs to balance it out! This was already a lot to ask at low to medium heat! With a buttered and oiled (extra virgin olive of course) pan set, she got the egg mixture started, going over to check the fresh cut fettuccini as well as to get started on an Alfredo sauce. You couldn’t have fettuccini without Alfredo after all! In her opinion at least. Some butter, softened from preparing the omelette pan earlier, some freshly grated Parmesan cheese, a crushed garlic clove, and heavy cream all went into a pot, as well as… ”Now, Tikani.” Alicia cued. With a bit of the fae magic permeating the dome thanks to Chanda Mama’s presence, Alicia had Tikani funnel the by-now concentrated starlight into the pot that the Alfredo mixture would be finished in, giving the churning and flowing mixture glimmers of gleaming light as if the sauce itself was representative of the fascinating sky above. ”I hope you know what you’re doing.” Tikani mentioned. ”So do I.” Alicia admitted, much to Tikani’s surprise. ”But this… I have a good feeling about this. Please blanch those noodles to cool ‘em down a bit will you?””Alright…” Tikani agreed, leaving Alicia free to tend to the omelette for a bit. And then turn around with one last pan to fry off some bacon quickly to break into chunks. Folding those bits of bacon into the rapidly forming omelette, Alicia carefully folded it so that it would flip out into as close to a spherical shape as she could manage. All that was left at that point was to plate the fettuccini around the omelette and add the starlit-Alfredo in a drizzle all over. Thus was the effect she was going for revealed, the omelette meant to represent the physical body of the sun as they knew it, the bacon poking through to create a spattering of a sunspots, with the fettuccini representing the writhing corona that surrounded the great star. ”You uh… you cut that close.” her Bayleef commented. ”Don’t remind me…” Alicia heaved out. There had to have only been seconds left on the clock by the time she finally completed her vision. She did worry that aside from two additions it might be basic taste wise. But it was heartfelt and she went above and beyond otherwise in her own opinion. ——————————————————————— Dish: an Omelette filled with bacon with a Fettuccini Star-Alfredo ringing around it. {Secret Ingredient}From the post secret.
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Kath Ulu
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Hard Mode Survivor
Round 2
Posts: 171
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Player Name: Heather West
OOC Username: kathulu
Arena Points: 10
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Post by Kath Ulu on Aug 6, 2024 16:26:14 GMT 9
Cooked
Kath Ulu stood proud, as if posing for a mason. She held her spatula in a salute and it made her chef's hat wobble like a flag on the moon.
Grookey sat on her shoulder. His brand new steel pot hat hummed like a Nepal Hand Hammered Singing Bowl as it slid rhythmically over his dense cranium, and he brandished a knife that may or may not have been intended for cooking.
Kath slammed her spatula down.
"Alright Grookey, we're cooking for the goddamn SUN today, any ideas?"
"Ice cream, baby!" Grookey backflipped. "Everyone knows the sun likes to cool off!"
"Oh yeah, okay, I see it," her chef hat wobbled with each nod of affirmation, "but isn't that too obvious?"
"Too obvious?" Grookey banged a wooden spoon on his head in confusion, "whaddaya talkin about baby?!"
"Okay, so the sun generates heat, which eats away at the cold, sure," Kath turned on all of the hot plates and walked away, "but isn't that what it ALWAYS does? Let's give it something different!"
"Baby," Grookey grinned and chewed on raw ingredients absent-mindedly, "I like the way ya think! Let's feed it Glaceon."
"We're not killing Glaceon."
"In some countries live food is-"
"No. No…" Kath pondered. She was looking directly into the sun when it hit her. "I think I've got it!"
"What!"
"The sun rises, and the sun gives life," Kath explained as she rubbed her eyes, crying, "so we give THAT BACK."
"Ohhhhh!" Grookey broke a plate on the ground. "Rises! And alive!"
"Yep!" Kath threw a full bottle of oil onto the hot plate. It shattered and oil sizzled onto the floor. "What's alive and rises?"
They said together: "BREAD!"
"I'll get the flour!" Kath Ulu said, plucking a Flabèbè from the ground.
"I'll get the dough!" Grookey said, grabbing a Gholdengo by its locks.
They worked hard, and slow, with absolutely no efficiency: Grookey had a fight with some Polteageists on his way to get the oventray, Kath almost whited out when the Gholengo started fighting back, and they had to start over halfway through when they used Cryogonal instead of sugar.
50 minutes and an alarming burning smell later, and they had made their BREAD. It was completely black, about the size of one fist, and smelled like burnt plastic. Grookey picked it up and tossed it from paw to paw, unable to take the heat.
"Can't you add some garnish or something?" Kath asked, cocking her head at the completely inedible dish.
"No. What? No!" Grookey said, his temper rising like the, well, you know. "Are you kidding me? That's like cannibalism!"
He kept tossing it, a monkey on a mission.
Kath frowned.
"How is the sun eating grass cannibalism."
"Because," Grookey fired up again. "Imagine if you ate a cow."
Kath nodded.
"And then," Grookey flung the bread onto the ground, "You took a shit in the garden."
Kath almost nodded. She shook her head.
"And then the grass grew out of the fertilizer!" Grookey jumped up on Kath's chest and grabbed her collar. "And what if a cow ate the grass? Huh?! What then, Kath?!"
"What?!" Kath was rocked back and forth by her manic pokemon. "What?!"
"You'd be eating your own shit, Kath! You'd be eating yourself!"
"What the fuck does this have to do with the sun?!"
"PHOTOSYNTHESIS, BABY! PLANTS EAT THE SUN! THE SUN CAN'T EAT PLANTS!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Kath's mouth dropped. Grookey spat in it.
"Ugh!" Kath flung the little monkey away with way too much force, pancaking him into the table of cutlery. "What the hell?!"
"Now that that's over with," Grookey stood up and dusted the porcelain from his shoulders, "let's get back to cooling this thing off."
"Maybe we should have made ice-cream," Kath said, trying to forget about the taste of Grookey's spit.
Then it hit her.
"SHINE," she exclaimed, euphoria overtaking her. "What does the sun do, Grookey?"
"It SHINES," Grookey said, his pupils stars of wonder and amazement.
"So we make this dish SHINE," Kath said triumphantly.
She spat on the bread. So did Grookey. Then they rubbed the spit in.
And the lump of coal covered in spit SHONE.
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Kyukon
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Child of the Night
The Creed
Posts: 479
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Player Name: Arthur Wright
OOC Username: Peony
Arena Points: 10
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Post by Kyukon on Aug 6, 2024 17:02:50 GMT 9
It must be stressed that Arthur was not a cook. It must be stressed because it provided context to the wash of emotions that the trainer felt when he whisked himself into this dungeon, the first of which he felt he could tackle, but he unfortunately did not really read what it was about before it was too late. He was standing in front of a counter choked full of ingredients, the majority that he had no idea what they were supposed to be or what they did or how they mixed, and there were utensils and fuck he had never touched a chopping board in his life. The kitchen was a domain he hardly set foot in, and that was only to take something from the fridge. The rest,
the rest was noise.
He frantically looked around once the timer had started, and he saw the other players begin with relative ease. He saw fire type Pokemon heat up black pans, water types filling containers, grass types adding some kind of seasoning (oh God, was that Poison Powder?), though one of them was acting as some kind of solar-powered oven. It was crazy, and Arthur wished he could enjoy himself more, but the whole thing was completely out of depth for him. Make a dish? He never even made instant noodles for himself!
So he did what every iPad-raised kid did: he panicked further because he didn't have access to Google or TikTok.
He only had an hour--fuck fifty minutes--so he had to think of something. Could he cook some kind of meat? Could he put together a salad? Would the Sun even want a salad? The Sun was bright and yellow and hot and burning, his pale skin hated it, and it would likely burn up anything that was presented. What was something that, if it had a mouth, would probably want to try because it never could?
Before he could think of an answer, he heard the distinct sound of one of his Poke Balls opening and a dragon's roar.
❝MUGAN!❞
The newly hatched Druddigon somehow figured out that they were in a cooking show through the barrier of the Poke Ball and forced itself out; his eyes literally sparkling at all of the ingredients on the table. The baby dragon only really knew how to say HUNGRY (and even then the pronunciation was botched, it sounded more like RRRRGRAH) and based on the selection of food in front of it, seemed to favor meat. Arthur was unfortunately too physically weak to pull away the dragon from horking down pounds of marinated Mareep thighs, and one of the spirits (that he was sure was shaped like a Pokemon, but he couldn't tell what), had to step in and give Mugan a sharp glare.
That was surprisingly enough to scare the baby dragon and make him hide behind the trainer.
"C̷O̴N̷T̵R̶O̴L̴ ̶Y̷O̵U̵R̷ ̸P̵O̶K̴E̸M̸O̵N̶"
❝Uh huh, yessir, he's just a growing baby boy, he won't bite! Muganpleasebehave.❞
<Rrrrrggggrrr.>
The spirit thankfully moved away back into the shadows, and Arthur didn't want to stay in front of the counter. Taking a deep breath, he tried to calm himself and see what he and Mugan could do (the HUD told him he could not bring out any other Pokemon, so that was fantastic). It was then he saw, a little further away from all of the counters and sinks and ovens and stoves, that there were other curious contraptions that the contestants can use. When his eyes glanced over one of them, the words JUICER popped out.
He blinked. Was he really going to..? You know, how could he mess up that up, right?
❝Mugan I have an idea.❞ the dragon let out a small inquisitive growl - in hindsight, this was the calmest and most obedient that Arthur had seen his Druddigon, but then again he had only known the dragon for an hour or so at most. ❝Follow me, to that shelf!❞
Away from the meats were shelves and cabinets full of fruit. Arthur made sure to look for the one that had the word "SUN" in it, and thankfully, there were sun-kissed apples. He pointed at that and told Mugan to let them tumble into the cart that was sitting nearby, so that was what happened. Apples, beautifully red with speckled gold, fell into the cart, and because this was a game, there didn't seem to be an end to them. ❝Let's get some of those oranges as well!❞ there was another label of orange sunsets beside the apples, and they were brilliantly, perfectly spherical, but they also looked like oranges. Those were going in the cart as well until he had quite a good number of apples and oranges.
He then pushed the cart, its wheels a little janky and squeaky, to the juicer. The machine had two main parts: one that (when it noticed what kind of fruits Arthur brought), could cut out the core of the apples and slice the oranges, and the second was, for lack of a better explanation, a giant tub. There was also a huge cleaner steamer ala Ratatouille movie (y'know, where the rats had to get themselves clean before preparing the ingredients?) that was big enough for a person and/or a Pokemon. Mugan was first coaxed into the contraption, having to step in the STEP HERE sign before being enveloped in steam for a couple of seconds. After some roaring and complaining, he was then guided to the giant tub.
❝Okay, Mugan? Yes, Mugan, look at me. Watch what I do.❞ he would then place one of the apples on the ground and hover his feet (with shoes!) over it, pretending to step on it.
<Grrrow?>
❝Get it? We're making juice!❞
Well, he figured the dragon would eventually get it. He coaxed the baby into the tub, and there was [tangent=i forgot the word]a steel path dispenser thing[/tangent] where all of the cut apples and oranges would go after being handled by the machine. Arthur would be loading all of them in and hope that they had enough time to smash them all, because what better way to use a dragon than its weight and power, right? The machine was then fired up before he fit as many apples and oranges into the pipes as he could, and he would watch them get sliced up inside (because it was fascinating), but he had other things to do, like get other ingredients!
Mugan was thankfully cooperative, or at least having fun smashing the sliced-up oranges and apples. There was no clean way to do this, and it didn't take long before the Druddigon was covered in apple and orange juice, licking his face and roaring happily, sometimes snapping up the falling apples and oranges before stomping on more. There was a clear pipe that was connected at the bottom of the juicer that led to another container, perhaps to purify it or something, and at the end of the long-winding contraption was a sleek, tall glass cylinder.
Arthur would basically run back and forth to load more apples and oranges while scouring the other shelves and tables for ingredients. What usually went in these? Sweet stuff, right? And it had to be sun-related (he kept repeating to himself)! As others were turning up the heat and cooking their dishes, he would bring another cart to grab a can of whipped fluffy dreams, a glass container that had sticks of twice-baked cinnamon, another container with colorful sprinkles of starlight, a tub of purified solar-grown vanilla flavored ice cream, and a jar of organic, free-range Vespiquen honey. He grabbed utensils as well that could handle the extreme levels of heat and cold and was checking on how much Druddigon-stomped apple-orange juice was there.
Once there was enough, he twisted a valve and let the juice travel through more tubes and into the glass. Was it just him, or did it look like it glowed? And then, once it was two-thirds filled, he scooped the vanilla ice cream, sprayed some of the whipped cream, sprinkled the sprinkles and cinnamon, and also made sure to put one of those brown stick on the glass (holy shit it was hot - even with the Kindler class aesthetic active, he needed gloves!) for good measure, just so that it looked fancier. Oh and the honey! He made sure to drizzle it over, giving it that nice light brown accent.
A blend of hot and cold stuff! And thanks to whatever logic was holding up the universe of UNOVR, it wasn't melting each other! Surely the Sun would appreciate any kind of liquid, since normally it would evaporate it into nothing, yeah?
❝Whew, okay, here's to hoping this is good enough. Good job, Mugan, you really pulled through!❞
The Druddigon didn't seem to hear his trainer - instead, he was just sitting in a pool of fruit juice, liking his fingers like a cat grooming, and swishing his tail to make ripples in the tub.
Arthur submits an Apple-Orange Cinnamon Honey Whipped Cream Vanilla Cocktail, juiced by a Druddigon
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Morpheus
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Heart and Sol
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Player Name: Shiro Kuroda
OOC Username: Spinner
Arena Points: 30
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Post by Morpheus on Aug 7, 2024 6:10:52 GMT 9
Morpheus was not a good chef.
Well, he could cook decently since his parents were too busy with their work to cook anything in the morning. But he wasn't much of a master chef in real life and he doubted it was the opposite in UNOVR. But when he found a strange area deep within the steppes, his curiosity got the better of him, and found himself wearing an apron with his Applin on his side. He could back out now, but he wasn't the type to give up without trying. Besides, he wasn't aiming to get first place anyway.
<<Uh... I don't know if I can do this, Master...>> His Applin mumbled. <<Why can't you bring Ourus in as your cooking partner instead?>>
Morpheus sighed. "Knowing her, I doubt she has the motivation to help me cook. And since I don't have any Fire-types who can help me, you're the next best thing, Malum. No offense..."
<<None taken. But I'm more worried about you than me, Master. I mean, can you really cook?>>
He chuckled sheepishly. Morpheus wanted to lie, but he couldn't right in front of his beady little eyes. "I can, but not perfectly. Thankfully, I have my GARDENER subclass maxed out. So I'll be fine, I hope..."
Despite his reluctant assurance, his Applin still stared at him. <<If you say so... What are we cooking anyway?>>
Good question. Morpheus wanted to look at his competitors for any possible suggestions. Not only did he know it might be cheating, but he needed to make something original out of the ingredients he got at the start of the competition. He would try making some kind of ramen, but there was no way he could make something complex outside of his usual instant ramen cups. He looked at the ingredients on the table one more time and gasped in realization.
"I might have one. Can I have your permission..."
The Applin listened closely to his trainer's suggestion. Upon hearing this, the disguised apple Pokemon nodded. <<Sure! I've been waiting for ages to do that!>>
Morpheus smiled in relief before opening his HUD. "Alright. Let's use some of the Bytes for this cooking showdown." He pressed a few buttons and a prompt popped in front of him.
The Grass/Dragon-type Pokemon's body began to glow as it started to change. The apple-like shell seemed to crack open, changing two of its pieces into bat wings attached to his newly formed arms and his head emerged from it. As the glow disappeared, Malum cried in pure determination.
Morpheus smiled as he read the windows in his HUD. He took a few seconds to check on his movelist and nodded in approval. "These moves will do. Let's start cooking, Malum. Use Twitter on the berries and herbs!"
<<Aye, aye!>>
Morpheus's newly-evolved Flapple started to flap his wings to the ingredients on the tray. When he flapped much faster, a small tornado formed on the table as the berries and herbs were caught in it and sliced through its razor wind. While Malum continued using his attack, his trainer started mixing the liquid ingredients such as vinegar and oil in a bowl. Once he was done, he turned his attention back to his Pokemon. "Alright, you can stop now, Malum."
His Flapple stopped flapping his wings on command, causing the tornado to disappear as the sliced ingredients fell from it. Thankfully, Morpheus caught most of them in the bowl and he placed it back on the table before spreading a few pieces of Chople Berry. Then, he tossed all of them with the mixture underneath. After a few seconds of mixing, he placed the ingredients in a bowl and placed slices of Sitrus Berries and herbs in the shape of a sun.
"Ta-da! A [Sunlight Spicy Berry Herb Salad]!" He declared as his Flapple cried happily with him. "Hope you enjoy!"
Despite his enthusiasm, he was a bit nervous. He only made the salad on the fly and took one bite in his taste test. He prayed it would go well with the presentation and taste. Dish: Sunlight Spicy Berry Herb Salad{Secret Ingredient}From the post secret
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Shalin Nariya
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Cowgirl
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Post by Shalin Nariya on Aug 8, 2024 16:02:59 GMT 9
Though Shalin wasn't much of a cook in the real world, she played a lot of survival games. Her knowledge of those recipes were what made her join the STEEL CHEF contest in the first place. Overwhelmed by the endless crates of every ingredient imaginable. "We've got our work cut out for us, don't we," she sighed, standing next to Flit. While the bug-type was not needed for most of the process, his special talent was an ingredient that would be invaluable for the final product.
Without the ability to access the shop, the girl was at a real disadvantage... but the speedrunning community had taught her just how much restriction breeds creativity. She would put together a breakfast of champions that she hoped would wow even the greatest scrutiny from a taste tester.
The Yanma utilized pinpoint GUSTS to compress air that served as the cook's heat source, one pan filled with pancake dough that was, strangely enough, a deep green-blue color right in the middle of the rainbow. Just as the dough was setting, the Yanma flew between the cooking surface and the darkened moon, casting a sun-dried shadow over both dishes. They gleamed bright as the sun, the eggs in particular almost blinding to look at.
The dough, still setting, also gleamed a bright blue-green. "Alright, Flit, let 'er rip!" she ordered, the Yanma hovering as close to the hot pan as he could without risking being burned. He churned his wings at great speed, the vibrations of his SUPERSONIC burst causing the dough to stratify by color. It formed a gorgeous rainbow gradient reminiscent of the sky after an enormous storm passed through, and it made the texture of the pancakes incredibly soft -- crumbly like a birthday cake. Even the eggs were much softer than sunny-side-up ones normally were.
With plenty of time to spare, she carefully scraped the soft entrees from the bottom of the pan onto a white, ceramic place whose edge was painted with a golden, jagged outline. Peppering the otherwise soft dish were slices of Pignite bacon that glowed shades of red from being exposed to the same conditions as the entrees, providing a much-needed contrast to the sweet-looking rainbow beneath the almost soul-staring, golden yellow eggs.
Shalin stepped away from the arena with plenty of time to spare, more pinpoint GUSTS serving as heat that kept her creation from growing too cold.
Dish: Prismatic Pancakes and Illumina Eggs, Sunny Side Up, with a side of Pignite-Spiced Bacon
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Ruby
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Lionheart
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Post by Ruby on Aug 11, 2024 13:38:42 GMT 9
Ruby wasn't entirely sure what she was doing at a cooking competition, but Chanda Mama seemed so intriguing. In the way that even after all this time, spending years wandering around this beautiful and dangerous world, she had still yet to see the most interesting things in it. She really should get out more.
The first challenge was to feed the Sun, an impossible challenge from the get go. But she was no stranger to the impossible.
It was all just what you believed you could do.
"It's time we get started, Rem." She spoke, grinning softly to the Komala clutching her arm in sleep. Their log, carefully sitting at Ruby's feet. A soft smile formed on the Koala Pokémon's face and Ruby took that as an affirmation to get going.
Starting with a large, wooden bowl, Ruby decided to fully embrace the nature of the Fae. If there was one way to win, it would be to embrace the spirit of the challenge with everything she had. Eyes slowly shutting, she allowed her eyes to wander as she searched for the right ingredients for her dish.
Searched within her memories.
Eventually, she found what she was looking for. Sunlight filtering in from the slightly open curtains, a brilliantly warm beam of light washing over her sleeping face. The start to a day, and the start to a dish.
She'd grab her backpack off her shoulders, setting it down atop the log as she began to pull the rest she had gathered around. A bag of sunflower seed kernels, already painstakingly shelled by someone else was poured into the bowl with the memory before mixing to thoroughly infuse the warm, cozy feeling throughout every single seed.
Set aside in a glass bowl with a glass lid was a bowl of honey, which Ruby set aside into the sunlight to warm up naturally over time.
Honey was many things. The culimation of many, many things all working together to create something beautiful. The sun would bring the flowers to life, and the bees would pollinate the flowers, and create honey. She'd drip a few drops of an Appreciation for Life, slowly mixing it in as she added other ingredients to the mix. Rock salts from a sun-dried beach and a neutral oil to help mix things together.
And yet, it was missing a few things. More seasonings to add to the dish. There was stronger flavors she could add to make everything truly pop, pull it all together into one cohesive dish. Solar Cayenne Pepper for a proper spice, mixed with twice-baked Cinnamon to truly create a unique flavor, enough of both to give you that kick to truly keep you up at night to watch the setting sun. Unfortunately, it looked like she was starting to run out of Baking Thyme, she couldn't add any more than just a tiny sprinkle.
After the Spiced Honey was all mixed together and allowed to warm, she'd slowly mix it in with the Sunflower Seeds of Memory. A long wooden spoon she had carved eons ago was used to throughly coat every single seed in her Passion, which had already been infused within every grain of wood within the utensil. The Sun was many things. The sun was the source of all life, blessing the universe with its warmth, and should be thanked. But it was powerful and dangerous, and while the spice alone could enforce that idea, it wasn't truly enough. These seeds needed roasted!
It was a miracle the battleground was transformed into such a cooking arena, but all the spirits in the stands had her unable to stop smiling. It felt fun to do something competitive for once in her life, something she was comfortable doing. She had grown an appreciation for cooking after living with Mom for so long. The woman must be so proud of her children. She should give her a call and invite her out to watch.
She'd eventually find an oven, spreading out the seeds atop a pan that was already covered in wax paper. "Any last additions Rem? You've been pretty quiet since we started."
The Komala never spoke, not really. But they did seem to act, reaching a hand out to the seeds as they added their own unique experience to the dish. The warmth of naps in the sun as it passed overhead filled their dreams. It has never seen the sun, it has never even opened its eyes, but it knows what the sun is. The sun is warmth, and it seems they plan to make sure all tasters know that very same feeling that they experience within their dreams. The concept of being warm, of being happy. Raw happiness and joy was poured across the seeds in a fine coating.
"That'll do." She'd kiss the top of their head, finally allowing the seeds to roast for the next 20 minutes, leaving her plenty of time for the rest of the challenge. She'd take her wooden spoon full of passion and stir it about halfway to make sure it was evenly roasted on each side, but not burnt.
Just as the sun could grant such life, it could so easily destroy. A careful balance was important.
Once done, she'd allow the seeds to cool completely before breaking them up. The spiced honey made the seeds stick together a bit, but it was a simple task to break them into far more reasonable individual seeds and small clumps, back into the very same wooden bowl they began their journey in, cleaned in between then and now.
Just as the sun rose in the east and set in the west, and would do for the rest of time, there would be no shame in the simplicity of her task. The best things are worth doing simply, but consistently. The bowl placed atop a red, plaid fabric encouraging memories of picnics during a Summer's evening, and one single sunflower beside to bring it all back home.
"Think we did good Rem?" The Komala once again grinned, holding up a small little fist for Ruby to gently bump. They were remarkably aware for a being that never, ever awoke. "Knew I could count on you."
Sun-Spiced Honey Roasted Sunflower Seeds with Warm, Happy Memories.
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Bergamot Gristleborg
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Muddy Girl
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Aug 11, 2024 14:37:48 GMT 9
Morgana reclined in the marble bathtub. She was clothed, of course, and not wet in the slightest thanks to her Swimmer ability.
"The water's just right, I think," she said. Steam rose off the surface. Her Sneasel, Mystique, peered over the far rim of the tub.
<What's that you've got there?>
"The universe," said Morgana, pulling it out of the water.
It didn't look like much. Half-translucent, almost smoky, like the embryo of an egg floating in a sea of white. It was currently in a mason jar.
<I don't think that's true,> said Mystique, doubtfully.
"Oh, fine, so I took some dramatic liberties. It's a galaxy, technically. Our galaxy. It's the Milky Way. Soon to be the Yogurt Way, if it stays at this temperature for a little longer. That's entropy for you." Bergamot put the bottle back under and clambered out of the bath, tossing her hair.
Chanda Mama had supplied every kind of ingredient to the Steel Chefs, from this world and beyond. That wasn't surprising. For someone as galaxy-brain as Chryssa Glasgow, the galaxy itself would naturally make an appearance in her subconscious's dairy section.
<Are we making yogurt?>
"Not quite. Come here, I need your nose."
Mystified, the Sneasel followed Morgana over to the prep station, where a spice rack was waiting. He had no idea why he'd been the one chosen out of all Morgana's Pokemon to assist her on this occasion.
"Well? What are you waiting for! Start sniffing," Morgana exclaimed, lifting the cat-weasel up and plopping it on the countertop. It flailed, claws scrabbling on the stainless steel.
<What do you mean?! I don't-- oh, I remember this one.> Mystique broke off, sniffing one of the spices. <Chaat masala?>
"We'll put that in, then." Morgana snatched it up and twirled around like a victorious ballerina. "Anything else?"
<Coriander seed?>
"And?"
<Ginger?>
"And?"
<These are all the spices from the market,> the Sneasel said out loud, realizing. <The one where you brought me back from the Everworld.>
"I've never been particularly into cooking," said Morgana. The spice bottles she'd collected clinked together like ice. She moved smoothly, purposefully. "But I enjoyed that trial. I thought I'd like to make something from it again." In real life, she'd never pull it off: but here, perhaps it was possible.
Once the villainess had collected all the spices, Sneasel's Odor Sleuth isolating each one, she twirled over to the pantry. Mystique followed her helplessly.
"Something the color of the sun," Bergamot said, handing a golden mango to Mystique to peel. He sliced it up dutifully with his claws like a grocery store deli worker as the villainess kept digging. "And the color of the moon." She handed a silver mango over next. The Sneasel did a double-take. <Is this one... okay?>
"Of course it is. It's just one of those GMOs, or something," Morgana laughed behind her hand, not concerned. "Now find me a blender!"
Fruit and ice whirled around in the appliance until it was a pale, frothy liquid, and Mystique fetched the finished Milky Way yogurt from the bath to add into the mix. It had become opaque and creamy, and tiny stars glimmered in the whey. Bergamot spooned it into the blender.
"Almost done!"
Morgana stood with her foot tapping, looking over the last two spices. They were both grinders, salt-and-pepper style. One was white, and labeled HUMAN LIFE.The other was black, and labeled HUMAN SUFFERING.
"Well this is difficult," she mused.
The Sun was the source of all life on earth: surely HUMAN LIFE would appeal to it. Chanda Mama was a trickster deity who derived great entertainment from messing with n00bs less fortunate than her: surely HUMAN SUFFERING would suit the spirit's palate.
A pinch of each wouldn't hurt, she decided, and finished adding the spices.
Before serving it to the judges, she put on her salvaged sunglasses from the Ostellia gas station and cracked open a little tub of pure light. She filled the two glasses each half full of brilliant white bubbles, which cooled to a warm, softly-glowing gold. "Just a healthy heaping of photons," she told Mystique, topping off each glass with the yogurt mixture. They shone like amber marbles at the bottom of a foamy, peach-colored drink, flickers of centuries-lost light glimmering within.
"I present my Mango Lassi, with hydrogen tapioca!" The villainess served it up on a solar platter. "Take a fucking sip, babes."
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C0D13
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Bug Maniac
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Player Name: C0D13
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Post by C0D13 on Aug 13, 2024 0:05:13 GMT 9
STEEL CHEFTell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are. The timer hits zero, and your finished dishes are spirited away. More ghostly assistants clear the area, resetting your cooking surfaces as thoroughly as if you had simply jumped an hour back in time.
The sunly feast is set before the judges for tasting, and they devour it with celestial efficiency. Just as the sun rises and sets, so too is not an atom of your effort left on the plates or in the cups at the end of the feast.
When all is done, they set to scoring the dishes.
Round 2With dishes tastes and scores tallied, it is time to continue. Once again, Chanda Mama takes to the stage as her first guest exists to the West.
"A wondrous feast of fruit and rays, has spiced my mouth with summer days! For my next course I'll call two guests, so pick which one you like the best. Stars plucked whole cloth from distant skies, fall here to taste tonight's surprise!" The Constellations descend from the sky in a rush of light.
The first constellation is The Hunter, an elegant bird with a cloak of shifting cloud that obscure her starry form.
The second constellation is The Dragon, a star-scaled serpent with wide jaws and a twisting, sinuous form.
They are seated at either end of a long dining table. Chanda Mama is seated in the center of the table, and as she looks up at the glowing moon in the sky the clock resets.
"The Hunter, keen of eye and bow, wants dinner and a hunting show. Bring her your greatest catchers feat, but don't dare serve her any meat!
The Dragon, born a humble fish, has mighty need for a sweet dish! A treat to match his monstrous size, and delight from tail to bulbous eyes.
Let's now commence tonight's round two, a dish for stars, prepared by you!" NEXT THEME: The Hunter Constellation or The Dragon Constellation
{Secret Ingredient Info}Every round there are secret ingredients available. One is [tangent=And pre-blended]hidden[/tangent] within the post itself and two are hidden in locations related the each round's dish theme.
Secret ingredients will add extra points to one of the three categories (taste/presentation/originality). These extra points can take your total over the standard maximum.
You can add a maximum of one secret ingredient to your post, so don't worry if you can't find all three.
Players are welcome to share their working on the post puzzle but please keep the answers to the hide-and-seek to yourself.
One final bonus: if you are the only player to use a specific secret ingredient, then you will gain an additional bonus to Originality.
NEW Please make sure to mention the ingredient in your post! It should be clear enough that I can tell it has been used, and yet hopefully subtle enough that the other contestants don't catch on. The second dish theme is a choice between: The Hunter Constellation or The Dragon Constellation This round will end in 8 days. At Midnight (11:59 PM), Tuesday 20th (JST).
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orioncayge
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Bandana Guy
Round 2
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Post by orioncayge on Aug 15, 2024 7:20:41 GMT 9
Orion bowed at the compliments paid to his dish, arms crossed behind his back, his right hand wrapped limply around his left wrist. The digits of the aforementioned left hand curling and uncurling in a wavelike pattern, a physical tick, manifested of his own anxiety. Both in the act of being judged for something he has poured his heart into, and in the fact that this is the work of Chanda Mama, patron Sylvion Saint of the esoteric, unknowable, all things she touches inevitably devolve into a shitshow of cosmic proportions.
Rev up that hottub Bee, we might be in for round three.
Next up twin constellations were called upon, two tasks, each more abstract in their meaning than the last. Orion’s brow furrowed in intense contemplation. Feat without meat, something sweet, his consciousness was already beat pondering with what he’d compete. The atmosphere around him lended itself a certain air, a gentle nostalgia leftover from the lingering scent of lost childhood innocence.
What sweeter a contrast than hope?
Orion’s eyes snapped open, eyes wide as his mind raced over what he needed. The ingredient not on any shelf around him, but within his heart as he reached within, surely this concoction would plant the seeds for him to win.
Orion’s Deep Blue Hope:
First you acquire yourself a nice blender, given the gigantian portions this recipe uses you might need to get something custom forged, perhaps from the discarded fragments of metal from a stormy battle turned truce, perhaps scraped from the bowels of a bug infested mine. Once your implement of strife is acquired you begin to load it with your ingredients. Now, every good shake has a solid base of greens, for this recipe we’ll be using the beer soaked carcass of a thorny beast slain prior, and the half chewed remains of a once vibrant canopy.
With our greens loaded, it’s time to work on texture. Add one glacier worth of danced upon ice, scooped straight from the precipice of hope and despair. Then empty the ash from a volcano that's survived the apocalypse. While this seems peculiar, it will bind with the ice to create a texture akin to that of a finely blended cookies and cream milkshake.
With our texture settled down it’s time to work on the flavor, and by extension the color. Add in the oversized hearts of two starfruit crossed lovers, united across vast distances by the miracle of a technology more than capable of restoring their broken bodies, or destroying them beyond repair. Crack open one brotastic egg, insides jammy from a long boil in the stress of his life. Add in an entire garden of tears from a sweet child finding the love they deserve, and some electric sheep counted by the queen of dreams herself. The Confusion of a Young Man(?) finding himself online in a woman's body, the mischief of a princess of chaos, the change sought by a heroic figure turned hermit, the melancholy of an (un)lucky starving artist estranged by the vast sea. The hope of a maiden fair fleeing despair, the charm of a rake constantly down on his luck, the disillusionment of a hopeless cameraman chasing digital dreams, the aching apathy of a disenfranchised heir, the strife of a refugee caught in a political storm, the bloom of a wallflower seeking betterment. All of this and more, dumped into the mixing pot to bump into and change the flavor of each other's hearts, to meld together into one desire.
Hope.
But in order for there to be hope there must be despair, and in order for one to truly triumph you must first face a challenge. So you must put your brave little ingredients through the blender.
ACHILLES USED DARKEST LARIAT.
Storms must threaten to swallow the world we know, darkness must choke at the heart of your new home, chase you into your very dreams and even take to the skies. One must fight for every sunrise, every breath, in order to truly taste the true joy of being alive. Be it bearing down upon an endless army of bugs, dancing for the uncaring cosmos, breaking the chains of servitude foisted upon you by a cruel princess, or learning to find a different way forward when the fates put you in conflict with a hero who doesn’t want to die for the world. Then, and only then can one’s convictions shine through in the brilliant blue of the future’s horizon. A cloudless and shining sky clawed from the jaws of despair, dredged up from beneath bays of baleful dread. Only then can the horde of their collective hope be made manifest, their despair making the joy ever oh so sweet a treat. Pour all of this into a grand chalice that had far surpassed its initial design and serve cold.
Bon appetite.
Served to the dragon, but honestly if the bird wants to try a sip it totally can, hope in the fact of despair is quite the feat afterall.
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Buzzster Hooperham
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The Quizmaster
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Post by Buzzster Hooperham on Aug 15, 2024 11:58:09 GMT 9
"A dragon ay?" Buzzster said, looking over at the constellation seated at a table. "What does a dragon eat?" He frowned, trying to remember his aunt's go-to dinner order. "No way. I can't just serve six dry martinis and a pack of smokes to a piece of the night sky! I've got to jazz it up a bit."
"Sorry Petal, but I've got a vision for this one and my aunt hated vegetables."
"That's okay! I had a lot of fun helping!" Petal said, her leaf still greasy from Round One. She disappeared back into her Pokeball as Zac got to work.
In her place appeared Gimmighoul. The little grey creature held up a clearly counterfeit coin that had Zac's face on it. "Not now, Chase, we'll get back to the heist planning later. For now we're cooking!" He put a tiny chef's hat on the Pokemon and they set to work.
"The secret is LAYERS," Buzzster said, as he raided the pantry like a man with a sixty-second shopping spree. He gathered necessary ingredients in his broad arms, laying them out on the counter and splitting them into groups.
"First we get the cake going. You can be in charge of that," he said, shifting all the dry and wet ingredients to Gimmighoul's side of the table, along with a bottle of gin, a sealed jar of olives and a whole lemon. Gimmighoul struggled to lift a wooden spoon, but managed to knock over the bag of flour into a big metal mixing bowl.
"Next comes the jam! Now a lot of people love strawberry, but the real winner here is raspberry. Do you remember that time when those Greenpeace idioits threw raspberry on Reese Witherspoon?" Zac asked, as he mixed jam, gin, and a whole sheet of fake gold in a bowl. He'd heard the other contestants talking about life experiences and hopes that linking his cooking to stories about stars would get him bonus points. At the very least it would make for distracting banter. "It bloody ruined her Louis Vuitton snap-back and everything!"
Next was the custard. Like coffee, Buzzster preferred his custard to be single-origin, so he went back to the egg draw and picked out a half dozen platypus eggs. Then he grabbed a jar of platypus milk, and a bag of white, processed platypus sugar. "Elvis used to make a sandwich a lot like this," Buzzster lied, "just loaded with custard and jam and provolone ham and like three-dozen jolly ranchers. And do you know what he used for bread?" he asked Gimmighoul, who was hard at work on the cake, "he used two full Papa John's Hawaiian pizzas. One on each side."
Gimmighoul managed to mix all the ingredients together, and Zac popped the cake into the oven.
"Last part, the marzipan." Buzzster, like 99% of humans, didn't know what marzipan was made of. He approximated with pink food coloring, more platypus sugar, bathroom caulk, four egg yolks, a sprinkle of raw flour, and a sheet of store-bought marzipan.
"Do you think it needs cinnamon?" he asked Gimmighoul. "Or, like, maybe nutmeg? What spices do constellation like..." he perused the rack like he was watching beach volleyball. "Ah! Hahaha!" he grabbed a bottle of star anise and dropped some of the whole pods in his mix.
The cake timer dinged and Zac went to work assembling his concoction. It was huge. Several stories tall and styled like a medieval tower. It had layer upon layer of gin-soaked cake, mortared together with construction jam and quick-set custard, and wrapped lovingly in bright pink marzipan. The end result looked like something out of his niece's bedroom, had she ever played princesses or had a 'pink' phase.
"Behold!" he said, presenting the towering cake to the judges. "Our drunken princess cake!" He leaned forward and lit a match, holding it up to the cake so that the gin inside ignited in a whoosh! The flaming tower looked magnificent, and deeply dangerous.
The flaming cake shook slightly, and Gimmighoul burst out from inside, holding out another coin. Buzzster smothered his surprise and recovered quickly. "And it comes complete with rich princess! What more could a dragon want?"
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Kyukon
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Child of the Night
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Post by Kyukon on Aug 18, 2024 9:29:47 GMT 9
Arthur knew it was a gamble picking up that secret ingredient. He saw the pop-up briefly when he passed it by, along with how it would affect the score. While there was a big plus, there was also a deduction. It looked like it affected his score quite a bit, even with the decent commentary. However, he also noted that there was a clearly better way to cook, based on the comments of the other players. Well, to be more technical, it was the ingredients that he needed to be more picky with. It wasn't just using an orange or an apple, but an orange and apple with feeling. How he was going to extract these things from himself or be able to find them in the sea of counters and shelves and machinery, well, he would have to figure that out.
The next judges appeared in view, and now there were two. As Chanda Mama recited the themes, he couldn't help but think that the Hunter's was seemingly harder to work with than the Dragon's. Sweet things in massive sizes was a physical pain, but at least there were plenty of recipes to choose from. The bird with the cloak, on the other hand, wanted...a catch? That wasn't meat? Did fish count as meat? He had already forgotten the distinctions between vegan and vegetarian, and he couldn't tell if the Hunter was either of these things.
But as his thought process dictated some moments before, he needed to pick the harder one so that he could get those originality points. He cursed under his breath as the timer was reset and started to count down, and everyone else started to go back to their stations to figure out what to make next.
❝Greatest catch...no, she said greatest catcher's feat.❞ his own Pokemon have not been around for very long, and it would take too long to ask them what they have caught, if he was taking it literally. It made more sense that the catcher was himself, but then he had to ponder: had he even caught anything beside a puny fish all those years ago? What else, what else? Catch...catch...catch on fire? Catch one's eye? Catch--
It was like lightning struck him, but a lightning of ideas. If it was actually a terrible idea, well, it was still better than nothing! ❝Thanks again, Mugan, but I'll need someone else for this one.❞ the Druddigon let out a small growl before being returned to his Poke Ball, which brought up his current party list along with their movesets. One of them caught his eye, so grabbed that Poke Ball and let out his Vulpix.
<You rang?>
❝I did. I need your help.❞
<That is within expectations.>
It was going to be something iced again, but it had some key differences to the previous dish he submitted. The first step was to gather some ingredients together to make a drink. Quickly surveying the area, he soon spotted the assortment of alcohol and liquor that would be perfect for flavoring. Using a recipe he managed to find in the drawers, he grabbed bottles of tequila, Oran Berry flavored liquor, and a large container of Nomel Berry juice (he had never realized that the berries in the Pokemon games were based out of real life ones). He had the cart again to push them all towards another interesting contraption, but before that he also picked up some Catcher's Lime and Bug-Hunter's Honey, making sure to snap those up before he forgot. The recipe asked for a sweetener, after all, though he wondered if the Trevenant's Maple Tree Sap would make a better alternative.
Instead of it being a juicer, it was an ice block maker. Specifically, it creates NeverMeltIce.
What would alcohol-flavored ice look like? Well, he was about to find out. He dumped all of the ingredients in the rectangular vat, measured by heart, and then before letting the machine whirl, asked Rou to add an additional spice by using Spite. This took for the form of floating, ghostly wisps, which the Vulpix hummed to life before releasing it into the mixture, giving it a slight eerie aura. Once that was done, he pressed the big red button to freeze it up. They had to get off the ladder and take steps back for this one, as it froze in one direction quickly and efficiently - with game logic, it only took a couple of seconds before the machine spat out a huge block of ice, smaller than Arthur, into a pushcart.
Now the next phase: he pushed the alcohol-based ice block over (that was really heavy!) to his kitchen counter, and when he sifted through the drawers, lo and behold, he found tools to sculpt the ice with! This game really was responding to what he needed, which was great! Had Arthur ever sculpted ice before? No. Did he have a creative bone in his body? Also no, but he hoped that the shape he was thinking of was simple enough to carve out. Hope and prayed, really.
Using another hint from the pile of recipes, he let Rou use Ember to heat up the pick so that it could actually make a mark on the NeverMeltIce Margarita (it was called NeverMeltIce for a reason). Once he drew the basic shape, he did it again so that the lines were deeper and so it would be easier to cut through. After that, he got the hand saw and started to cut through the ice (after once again, heating it up), but it was still really hard! And also, it really smelled like alcohol! (at least there was sweetness and fruitiness to it). He didn't cut all the way though - just enough that the last few movements should be able to make the ice blocks topple down.
After that, it was time to present it to the Hunter. Incomplete? No, Arthur remembered that they wanted a show, and while it was not a hunting show, he hoped that it was still amusing enough for the constellation not to squash him right then and there (or worse, scoff and not even bother to look). With some final pushes, he brought his ice cube that was mostly still a rectangle to the platform where contestants can present their work, and then he called to the Hunter.
❝Dear Hunter, I hope this is to your liking. Truth to be told, I am more familiar with being hunted rather than being the hunter, but there was a time where circumstances lined to my favor.❞
Arthur held the hand saw to slice off the last blocks -- with each cut, he remembered and infused the feelings of apathy and dread leading up to the encounter, the heat of the argument, the fire of words exchanged, of keeping his feet on the ground, not to crumble under the weight of sheer pressure and expectations that were impossible to meet. He remembered the moment he looked up and spat his piece, and when the last block fell off, the heat that emanated from his trainer class had smoothened out the edges (game logic) to reveal a basic shape of a man that stood upright. One of the manifestations of Rou's Spite had become a purple eyeball, glaring and unforgiving, but it also twinkled, like a star's fruit ready to be plucked and eaten.
❝Once upon a time, I caught my father's tongue, so I present to you a meager substitute, but hopefully one that complements your palette.❞
Arthur submits a NeverMeltIce Margarita shaped like his father lol
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Shalin Nariya
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Post by Shalin Nariya on Aug 18, 2024 13:35:45 GMT 9
As CHANDA MAMA suggested, Shalin indeed had one of two different mouths to feed. Intimidated by the dragon's imposing presence, her initial decision was easy: to give the Hunter a feast they would never forget. A meatless dish, was it? There was a chocolatier that Shalin loved going to in downtown Peoria. Thinking about it reminded her of the fire that tragically destroyed the building it was in. They had since moved to Hanna City to the west, but the drive was nowhere close to convenient. Rereading CHANDA MAMA's text, she realized that it was the dragon that had the sweet tooth, not the hunter. Swallowing, she changed course after losing a significant amount of time. She would need to hurry if she wanted to bake this dessert before the clock displayed zeroes!
The dish she and Kiara, her Litleo, would cook up would be in that chocolatier's memory... plus she would add her own personal touch to it. Not knowing how many rounds she had, she wasn't sure if she should be serving a main course or a dessert. If she lost the gamble, she would never be able to come back... not that Ruby , Bergamot Gristleborg , and Alicia Westfield weren't smoking her already.
Kiara lit up EMBERS to get the oven preheated to an appropriate cooking temperature while she gathered ingredients for her confection. Filling a pan with her favorite cake dough that twinkled like the cosmos, she gave it a good stir before setting it inside the oven that Kiara served as the heat source for. The lion cub would bellow a NOBLE ROAR to keep it from setting unevenly and keeping the soft texture she wanted. Much of her time was spent monitoring, making sure the treat was done just right, another roar or two from Kiara keeping it soft. Almost crumbly so.
In the waning minutes of her allotted time, the green-ette carefully removed the soft cake from the pan and put the finishing touch on her dish: a thin layer of bug-hunter's honey that served as frosting. The topping glinted atop the cake artificially colored a royal indigo, emulating a starlit sky. As the final minute ticked down, she cut her confection into servings shaped like five-pointed stars, arranging them seemingly randomly on a large, night-colored plate suitable for its larger eater.
Truly a treat for the king of dragons.
Dish: Star-shaped royal coffee cake, glazed in bug-hunter's honey
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