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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Jun 2, 2022 10:53:11 GMT 9
"Like taking candy from a baby," Bergamot whispered to herself, smearing honey on another half-deleted tree. She'd been told it would attract wild Pokemon, a necessary feature given the fact that half of them were probably falling through square-shaped holes in the jungle floor. Light glinted off of stone and Morgana looked up, narrowing her eyes. That's no grass Pokemon, she thought. She reached forward to separate the masking foliage, peeking out of a bush. Another person, she realized. That was surprising: at this stage of the game, most of the original Beta Players were just waiting for the rest of the game to officially open. She'd assumed she would be the only one out here grinding for last-minute starters. NPC or player? An NPC might give her a quest. A player might play with her. Then her eyes tracked upwards. A Rowlet was perched in a tree branch above the man's head. What?! It hadn't wanted her honey? "This is bullshit!" she announced, scaring the Rowlet. The owl fluttered down, attempting to escape into the deep jungle. Morgana burst out into the path in front of the person. "After it, Celine!"Celine, Bergamot's (now water-type) Shinx bounded after the flying-type, loosing a little Thunder Shock to keep the bird from flying too far up into the Canopy. Bergamot spun around, pointing directly at Inari with eyes alight. "Aid me now, traveler!" she announced, "Lest we both perish and fall by the wayside (or some such)."
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 20, 2022 1:55:28 GMT 9
"You're not a murderer, they're murderers," Morgana said to manish, exasperated, and waved towards the carnage Kath Ulu's grass-type Pokemon were performing nearby. It was lucky Morgana didn't put any particular sanctity in eggs, not until they hatched. If there was an actual moral component she was sure the Everworld would already be knocking. She meant to correct Manish and inform him his hat-wearing Venonat was not the larvae she'd been looking for, but he seemed happy enough. Instead she stooped down to pick up the empty Pokeball, crossing the shell-strewn path. She stopped before Kath Ulu, then extended her hand with the capsule as if to return it. "I continue to find you fascinating, Kath Ulu," the villainess said softly as the Pokeball left her hand. "Won't you join my Dark Sisterhood? There's a place at my side for those who deal in the underhanded, the underappreciated, the under...croft." She pulled a face and continued. "You don't have to hang out with 'Sarah Lee'... she doesn't understand you like I do. I see the chaos. I see the greed."Morgana's voice dropped to a sultry murmur. She stroked the orange egg Guillotine had just toddled up with. "Isn't that right... Larvitar."The shell cracked, revealing a pair of orange antennae and a baby bonnet. "...The gift of prophecy is not one of my talents," Bergamot continued seamlessly as the baby Corphish waved its claws, "But the gift of people is."She watched Kath Ulu not like a hawk, but like a human, gauging her intent.
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 20, 2022 1:03:51 GMT 9
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 20, 2022 0:57:46 GMT 9
Morgana raised her Eyebrow of Superiority as if she couldn't understand what about her team of Piplup, Gyarados, and low-tier Magikarp needed revision. "Snooping is just another word for Sleuthing, as Nancy Drew said," she quoted to Sarah Lee, "How else am I supposed to know what's worth stealing?"She turned away, focusing back on her newfound minion. It was more important to keep Manish in the know. He would be no use to her if he didn't even know the Pokemon she was looking for. "A Larvitar," Bergamot breathed, inching closer, "Is a larvae."She didn't have time to finish. Bergamot was distracted as Guillotine went sailing past her, wrestling a flying Salandit. "Guillotine Flatflipper! Get it together!" she exclaimed indignantly, then swiveled back to Manish. "As I was saying..."What was that he was holding? "It can't be," Bergamot breathed as she saw it. Little lights reflected in her eyes, as if staring at a giant disco ball. "Is that..."Manish was holding an egg. A... Larvitar egg?! "Manish, put the egg down," Bergamot said softly, "And back slowly away... before I... snatch it for myself!"Wh-chkkk! The sound of a cracking whip snapped through the air as she flared her skirts, sending a bolt of fabric forward to ensnare the egg and bring it home to her arms in a single fluid movement. Unfortunately, dresses didn't work that way, so she just flapped her dress back and forth a little.
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 19, 2022 23:55:00 GMT 9
As Manish searched for eggs to rescue, the closest egg in front of him cracked. Bergamot Gristleborg rose from within, shaking off her eggshell-thin disguise like a triumphant, girl-shaped yolk. "Oh ho ho ho!" she laughed, covering her mouth with the back of one hand. She was smugly pleased with herself. "I assume you assumed I was an egg, when in reality it is I, Bergamot Gristleborg!"She realized she knew the man who'd de-shelled her and put her hands on her hips. "Oh, it's you. Excellent, you can help me. I'm looking for a Larvitar," she said, knowing a potential minion when she saw one, "I heard some other, LOSER people were looking for one, so I naturally must find it first and steal it for myself. Chop chop!"She made chopping hand gestures as she shook the remnants of giant eggshell off her legs and looked around. manish's massive Venusaur was keeping a tide of Pokemon bandits at bay. Her eyes narrowed. She didn't care for secondary antagonists. Not one bit. "Eliminate them," she said, sending out Guillotine the Piplup. "Chop chop!" Morgana made more energetic hand chopping gestures as the Piplup hurried forward to provide backup, opting to buff Ryan instead of actually doing any chopping of her own.
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 17, 2022 23:46:20 GMT 9
"Hello, Mother," Bergamot said, sailing in the door like a multimillion-dollar yacht. She waved the woman off with a white-gloved hand. "Yes, I already know about Father. Died in a border skirmish. Tragic.""You know he's just a prisoner of war," Mom began, confused, but was immediately brushed aside by the line of NPCs behind Morgana bearing bags of offbrand doritos, red sippy cups, and hot dog buns. "...Bergamot Gristleborg, who are these people?!""I found these generic mooks loitering in the starting town," Bergamot said, gesturing dismissively towards the conga line of blank, bland faces. She'd really done it this time: most relevant NPCs had a full artificial intelligence built in, but Morgana had somehow recruited the entire population of mindless "background people" for the party. How she'd convinced them to leave their 5x5 walking pattern and follow her was a mystery. "...Where's the boys?" "Your brothers are in the back yard," Mom said, managing to tear her gaze away from the fifteen pairs of muddy NPC boots in her clean hallway. "This is quite the celebration, isn't it?""Celebration?" Bergamot echoed, distracted. Her eyes, clear like lightning, drifted to the woman. "Oh no, Mother. This is war."She swept through the house and onto the back porch, haughty gaze landing on the full party roster of orioncayge and Big Bee. She stopped dead, hands on her hips. "Oh no. This can not be it," she said scathingly, pulling up her messages immediately and clicking global PM. "I'm calling for backup immediately."Morgana turned to the mooks still clustering behind her. "Line up in front of the gate like it's an exclusive VIP event," she ordered, shooing them into position. "I want this party to be big. I'll start crafting the silverware."She pulled up her Crafting Set and got to work hammering out an iron ingot. Loudly. There was actually no crafting mechanic in this game, she just wanted to mess up orioncayge's rhythm game. Such were the perils of inviting UNOVR's #1 Villainess to the party. TAG: @post RAID BBQ
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 14, 2022 0:09:36 GMT 9
Rolling for KYOGRE vs the epic Finn I SHAKE MY HAND IN THE FACE OF FATE
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 13, 2022 23:53:10 GMT 9
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 5, 2022 17:00:14 GMT 9
She was still swimming. She had no intention of stopping. Bergamot planned to wait beneath the waves for Primal Codie or a wounded Pokemon to swim overhead, then strike like a shark from below with her signature guerilla healing. When's the next time we're going to have a mass ocean battle? Probably never, unless the developers planned to bore players to tears with repurposed battlemaps over and over for the rest of the game. Bergamot wasn't giving this power up for anything.No, this was her chance to swim and shine. She looked fabulous right now. Like a mermaid. The popup for Fast Travel was ignored. The messages from desperate members under deletion were briefly perused, but as soon as she realized the players in question weren't treading water within distance of her, she closed out of that tab as well. The ripple of energy that passed through the ground finally caught her attention, and Morgana resurfaced from the ocean floor just as the players from the Bedrock Shrine came rocketing out of a newly-opened fissure near the shrine. Red light reflected in her glassy eyes from their Pokemon's bodies. "Hah! There you are," she gloated at the sight, completely out of anyone's earshot from her stubborn position in the former Zone D. "My machinations are complete. I knew you'd be back. As if you could stay away... ohoho..." Where was that Venusaur she'd buffed earlier? Bergamot shaded her eyes and quickly caught sight of the gigantic creature. It seemed everyone was making a last stand, empowered by some secret technique they'd learned along the way. It seemed the battle was almost at an end, and Morgana had never been one for letting other people get the last word. "Go! Starface! Senga! Celine Dion!" Three Sweepers dashed across the water, following Glaceon as the ice-type froze an ice bridge across the surface with a gust of freezing breath. Soft pawsteps thudded on ice as the Glaceon lunged, impacting the buffering Codie with an audible crack before pulling a backflip and neatly splashing down back next to Morgana. Espurr appeared in the ice-type's place, unfurling both ears and letting out a SCREAM of white noise to baffle Codie's audio processors. Behind her Shinx roared, a howl that came from somewhere deep within, buffeting the Porygon with wave after wave of pure sound. They drove Codie back towards shore, step by step, note by note, byte by byte. "Finish him," Bergamot breathed to Finnegan Fjord, eyes bright as stars. PRIMAL C0D13: 1,331 HP Did not do the prompt! Bergamot is a VILLAIN, not a hero! {DAMAGE BREAKDOWN} GLACEONDamage Taken: 40 DMG Your PKMN's Remaining HP: 110 HP Total Damage Dealt: 92 DMG Target's New HP: 1 480 HP ESPURRDamage Taken: 40 DMG Your PKMN's Remaining HP: 110 HP Total Damage Dealt: 76 DMG Target's New HP: 1 404 HP SHINXDamage Taken: 40 DMG Your PKMN's Remaining HP: 110 HP Total Damage Dealt: 53 DMG Target's New HP: 1 351 HP -20 HP for Bug Report= 1,331
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 5, 2022 16:37:36 GMT 9
Glaceon - Baton Pass (Normal) - Fast Atk x4 eKh3ILBS1-201-201-201-20 Espurr - Disarming Voice (Fairy) - Fast Atk x4 1-201-201-201-20 Shinx - Roar (Normal) - Fast Atk x4 1-201-201-201-20 1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20·1-20
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on May 5, 2022 16:05:37 GMT 9
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Apr 30, 2022 0:11:06 GMT 9
Morgana hadn't stopped laughing since C0D13 had deleted the glitching Legendary boss, broken the Blue Orb, and transformed itself into something the size of the late Titanic (RIP in peace, Celine Dion.) Of course, she'd been laughing underwater, so most of the other players had been spared. As she floated around blissfully beneath the waves like an aggro-avoiding mermaid, bubbles trailing from her lips, she received a message."Oh?" she said, as if seeing an egg hatching, and clicked the notification. It was from manish, who Morgana remembered from squinting at the icon was the mustached man she'd terrorized on countless occasions (twice. You could count it after all). "Ah-ha," she said after reading the message. Rather than looking pained, her eyes blazed with excitement. "...Wait. Who's Ryan? Ryan Reynolds?" ...Somehow, she got the reference. "Anyway. Go, Celine!" The villainess of the seas recalled her Shinx, who was still paddling in circles up on the surface, and sent out her Mudkip instead. With the Support Squad all gathered, it was time to unleash her wrath."To the Venusaur! Guillotine, Rainbow, join forces!" Evil drum music began to play (at least in her mind) as the Piplup caught onto her Gyarados's whiskers, riding it forwards. They circled tighter and tighter, forming a massive WHIRLPOOL the size of the the bottom half of the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. Bending like a pool noodle, the whirlpool shot towards the Venusaur that had just entered the shallows, stirring up the water around its feet in a burst of energy-inducing spray. BRINE showered the grass-type's foliage, strengthening it for what was to come. "Ohohoho!" Bergamot laughed, rising up above the water on a twister of swirling liquid. "Near, far, wherever I are, Bergamot Gristleborg answers the call!"...But only when it was least convenient!
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Apr 28, 2022 0:38:51 GMT 9
Bergamot Gristleborg rose from the depths like a smaller, human-shaped Kyogre, breaching next to Finnegan Fjord . She tossed her head impressively, her long brown hair perfectly dry against all reason. "It's a good thing lightning can't swim," she gloated, relishing her entrance. She was ignoring the inherent Pokemon knowledge that A. water conducted electricity and B. she'd only just spawned into the Raid. As a Swimmer, she'd naturally chosen the Zone where she could show off her sinfully swimful skills, and she planned to show them off to Finn now as her three Pokemon breached around her. One, the Gyarados, as white as milk. Two, the Shinx as blue as blood. Three, the Piplup as pure as gold. She'd planned a synchronized swimming routine to prove her dominance, but the sight of Kyogre's bulk seemed to quail even the arrogant Swimmer for a moment. She sunk back down in the water up to her eyes like a crocodile, watching the enormous shape (like a descending spacecraft) arcing towards the shining blue light at the shrine. Then it clipped through a dune. And exploded another one. Its health bar reversed."Blub!" Morgana resurfaced in a burst of salty water, inhaling deeply. Then she laughed.What a delight! She snapped her gloved fingers. "Buff, Heal, Attack. And remember to smile!"Guillotine didn't smile, but the long-suffering Piplup did lay down a WATER SPORT across the zone to boost Finn's Pokemon. Perhaps only the other Piplup would benefit from the boost. Behind her, a howling support Gyarados bore down on Emperor the Piplup like an oncoming freight train, its dark-type jaws BITING down on the baby penguin with the bone-healing, health-restoring force of several bulldozers. The ripple blasted through the Zone, healing everyone it touched with varying effectiveness. Treading water, Bergamot's Shinx revved up, sparking like a car battery before letting loose a trio of THUNDER SHOCKS to dance across Kyogre's belly. Two of the attacks worked as expected, but by the third, the Health Bar seemed to have frozen completely. "Dastardly!" Morgana breathed, eyes shining. A fanatic expression twisted her face. "Absolutely breathtaking. Abandon all hope!" she raised her voice, hearing it ring and carry over the waters. "We've been outplayed."
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Apr 28, 2022 0:17:49 GMT 9
Piplup - Water Sport (Water) - Buff Emperor (+10)(+10) Gyarados - Bite (Dark) - Heal x5 (5d12) Zone D adrw|BOF1-121-121-121-121-12 Shinx - Thunder Shock (Electric) - Fast Atk x3 (2d20) 1-201-201-20 1-12·1-12·1-12·1-12·1-12·1-20·1-20·1-20
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Post by Bergamot Gristleborg on Apr 27, 2022 13:15:05 GMT 9
"This is the way the world ends."Click, click. High heels on stone. Bergamot Gristleborg, standing before the gate to the High Tide Shrine, plucked something from her Shinx's muzzle. She held it up, watching the strand bend and waver in the wind. "Not with a bang, but a whisker."Shinx let out a yelp and Morgana shushed it, holding the strand up dramatically like she was about to deliver a Hamlet-style soliloquy. "It's not a stretch if it's poetic. Now... what to do..."The most evil villainess on Beta Island in a World Event? Who could imagine how much damage she could do? Morgana could. And she couldn't wait to begin. "Ohohohohoho! Prepare yourselves for trouble."She passed the threshold, and the High Tide Raid began. SHINX - ESPURR - GLACEON - PIPLUP - GYARADOS - MUDKIP
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